A really hot looking aggy chick (yeah I know its a myth, but bear with me here) couldn't understand why men were not attracted to her. She went to see her vet, I mean doctor. "What's the problem, miss?" Asked the Doctor. "Well, I can't get dates." She began, "I make sure I dress sexy, and look good, but men take me out and hurry me home cutting dates short. They won't even kiss me goodnight if they even walk me to my door." The Doctor said "Ok, undress and I'll examine you." The doctor, as doctors do, poked and prodded, an made the typical doctor sounds like "hmmm" and "ahhh" and check everything out from head to toe. When done, the Doctor said I know what the problem is, so dress and come in my office. The aggy dressed went in and sat down. "So, what's my problem?" she asked with a frightened look on her face. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Well, besides the fact that you're an aggy, it seems that you have a very bad case of the zacklies." The aggy girl's eyes opened wide and putting her hands on her cheeks she cried out "Oh my god!! What are the zacklies!?" The Doctor looked at her in the eye and told her, "In simple terms...your mouth smells zackly like your butt."
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