A professor at aggy is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here believe in ghosts? About 60 students raise their hands.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost? About 30 students raise their hands.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic!
OK. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? 1 student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished.
He says, Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience!
The redneck student pulls up his overalls, replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the lectern. The professor says, well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies: Ghost?
Damn... From back there I thought you said 'goats' !!
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Last edited: Apr 30, 2015