We always have new members that join the flock so many of them are not aware of some of the esoteric words, spellings, phrases, quotes and language we have a long history of using. These came in various ways all the way from SpiderAg, from events on other boards, funny stories, simple typos or HornFans urban dictionary. Since this is the off season, I am home sick today but have my laptop in bed to kill time I thought I would start a thread to take the newbies to school. So here is a start to the list, please feel free to add to this or correct me if I misstate any of these: Allsome Worthless without Pics Tim & Omar's Apartment Uphauled I've Seen Hotter on Campus Mack on a Cell Phone Chortle Did you know Colt & Shipley were roommates? Shocked and Chagrined Juggernaut RC Didn't Offer Sally's Cookies Can you help me with this? How Big are his forearms? Greg Davis is the Albatross
water under the dam the Gap kid orange slices for everyone List Eater Stoopes hates puppies and Jesus Jim Rome's rant about VY Bomar'd
Sneezy (Beltran) Baaaaaaaaa means NO! Meat Judgin' Lamb carcusses Blocking Sled aggy sand aggie ou sucks
what? no wheat aggy in there? damn...next thing you will also come out in support of those insipid w-sips
Fayettenam is one of personal favorites So noted: w-sips saw terriers legs off wheat aggie Also, a few others: idoit corn aggie okie lite sawdomized clap clap clap whoop!
I am not "gruntled" that these have been left out: The great hatred of OU, by Larry T. Spider. The way Mira Sorvino can manipulate an ice cream cone, like nobody else. That Natalie, the USC cheerleader, is a closet UT fan, throughout time, and all over the world. That señor comrade loop snek, is just one person, who seeks an exotic princess, and has more posts, than there are students at UT. The adventures of Spider Ag. That the best "hot dog" ever eaten, at a tailgate, was named Rusty. That all games are blacked out in Bandera. Bob Stoops hates all things good in the world. So in summation, "all your Hornfansisms, are belong to me."
How could I forget the Bill in Sinton threads before games and this gem: Focusness As for gruntled, all your gruntleness are belong to us and sits well with me.
I post this because I can and to let the señor comrade loop snek explain himself, in my, I mean his own words, why he is a Hornfans icon to the unaware. It came from a thread, that started about Madonna, but took a strange turn and should have been a classic. www.hornfans.com Once again, as I had the honor to do, on page 4, of that should have been classic thread. I give what has become the timeless, "Rant OF Señor Comrade Loop and now add snek. It still brings a tear to my eye and yet also a smile. It also contains many of the phrases mentioned on this thread, so it's even more timely now.
Ah yes, the torment of the HF icon senor comrade loop aka snek continues! The "Racy Madonna Photos" thread should have been added to the Classics.