Lawrence Phillips

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by mchammer, Sep 4, 2015.

  1. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Killed someone in his jail cell with his hands. Nice. Paging Dr. Tom Osborne.
     
  2. Horns11

    Horns11 10,000+ Posts

    Dr. Tom saw it as his opportunity to give LP a chance. Because everyone deserves a chance. You know, to make their lives better by carrying a football instead of throwing women down a flight of stairs. He'll learn life lessons from football that the woman never would have taught him.
     
  3. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    At least this time no reporter can ask Osborne if he would feel the same if it was his daughter that Phillips threw down the stairs, but I'm sure Osborne has a good explanation for why is wasn't Phillips fault.

    Would make an interesting thread sometime - coaches and players that were such total pieces of **** that they deserved each other.

    Osborne - Phillips

    Beamer - Drunken-rapist, Michael Vick, Vick's little brother (Of course, any school taking 19 players to a bowl game, each of whom is out on bail probably deserves more than just a couple.)

    Schnellenberger - take your pick

    Erickson - take your pick

    Ron Meyer - Eric Dickerson (while neither was charged with a crime, what they did to SMU was criminal)

    Urban Meyer - Hernandez

    Donna Schalala - that kid she personally admitted in Convict Gables after he was charged with assault during his official visit in Gainesville. Was it Brian Williams? Wound up going to something like 5 or 6 schools.
     

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