Bob Stoops Hates Puppies

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Bob Stoops bakes his pineapple upside down cake right side up.

    Bob Stoops is jealous of Dabo's watch me whip, watch me nae nae.
     
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  2. militaryhorn

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  3. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Manager

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  4. JesterSurvivor

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    Bob Stoops adopts animals from the No Kill Shelter and turns them into other shelters.
     
  5. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

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    You also can't spell: "Bob Stoops hates puppies" and "**********" without ou!!!
     
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  6. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  7. militaryhorn

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    Seriously, is that a dude?
     
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  8. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    yes, far too ugly to be a woman :whiteflag:
     
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  9. NBHorn7

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    To some she/he/it/ is just dreamy Worster.

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  10. NBHorn7

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    Maybe you prefer the other end of the spectrum, not that there is anything wrong with that. Stoops has many fantasies.

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  11. WorsterMan

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    No, I don't prefer the other end of the spectrum... but I have seen this DISTURBING photo before:whiteflag:If I could give you 5 dislikes for the photo I would. Since I can't I will report you to the Mods.... oh wait!
     
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  13. Joe Fan

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  14. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    I wish we would have hired him instead of MB. He didn't get fat and lazy and quit recruiting and let Blow U fall into a bottomless funk.
     
  15. Badass

    Badass 2,500+ Posts

    Bob Stoops takes money from the collection plate

    Bob Stoops does not tip pizza guy

    Bob Stoops talks on his cell phone at the movies
     
  16. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Bob Stoops laughed and told the Daily Oklahoman today the victims of the terrible flooding in South Carolina are just a bunch of whiners.

    Bob Stoops once took lunch money from one of his kid's friends and then spent it on condoms.

    Bob Stoops like to go to his local Safeway with a spoon to eat small portions of Blue Bell Ice Cream right out of the freezer and then return them for unwary shoppers.
     
  17. NBHorn7

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    Your report is duly noted Worster and I find it wanting upon my review. :smile1:
     
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  18. NBHorn7

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    As my retort I must give you more OU cheerleader pictures. Prepare for "Planet Of The OU Cheerleader."
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  19. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Mack Brown has scoreboard on Bob Stoops.
     
  20. JesterSurvivor

    JesterSurvivor 25+ Posts

    Bob Stoops is hunting partners with Walter Palmer and helped Palmer kill Cecil the Lion.

    Bob Stoops killed a baby panda with his bare hands because it cuddled him too hard.
     
  21. Robbio

    Robbio 25+ Posts

    Bob Stoops likes to play games with puppies... usually his version of russian roulette... he leaves one chamber empty.
     
  22. Robbio

    Robbio 25+ Posts

    Bob Stoops gave his wife a dead puppy for her birthday.
     
  23. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  25. Htown77

    Htown77 5,000+ Posts

    Bob Stoops's favorite historical american leader is King George III.

    Bob Stoops is having a hard time choosing who to vote for this election because he really likes and trusts both presidential candidates.
     
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  26. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Bob Stoops saw the photo of this kid years ago, thought he was a ***** so he paid to enroll him in his Bob Stoops Hates Puppies & Jesus Academy.

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  27. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Bob Stoops said he'll pay for the wall.
     
  28. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Bob Stoops is praying Brad gets the kids.
     
  29. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Bob Stoops is going to Brazil so he's brushing up on his Spanish.
     
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  30. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Bob Stoops thinks the damage done by Hurricane Matthew is deserved by everyone living on the East Coast.
     

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