Post a picture that makes you lol

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by Longhorn_Fan68, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. NBHorn7

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    As for Worsteman and his weak attempt to slander me and my young protege.

    Look closely and you will see the wine viewed belongs to someone else, as it's a cheap domestic brand.

    My protege and I were on our way to procure a fine red blend, from the Bordeaux region of France. We were leaning toward the Chateau-Lafite Rothchild 2011.

    I had forgotten my platinum Mastercard, so george kindly offered to give me his.

    Then thinking of the fine dinner and wine we would soon be having, we were both overcome for a moment is all.

    Now Worsterman and his charge snek, have a very different story.

    Here is Worsterman celebrating Thanksgiving with friends and family, in his usual fashion.

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    Some people go face down in a bar, but Worsterman goes the extra mile, by going face down on a bar. This brings little reaction from his companions, as they expect this or worse every year.

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    Meanwhile snek, now without supervision, finds his own special way of celebrating the Holiday. He goes outside the bar and wonders toward some street performers.

    In a drunken rage he takes balloons away from a magician, making balloon animals for children.

    He attempts to make a poodle, but fails miserably. The laughter of the children make snek fall down and take a masked semi-fetal position.

    His intensive thoughts of poodles have made him vulnerable, to a passing male German Shepherd.

    We must end our tale (tail) of the adventures of Worsterman and snek here, as the following scenes would not be suitable for this board.

    Posting pictures of what happens next, would bring down the wrath of Dion and the deletion of this most revealing post.

     
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  2. georgecostanza

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    I always knew snek was a b****
     
  3. Joe Fan

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  5. Joe Fan

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    This one isnt really LOL
    But it's very bizarre, worth a look and I couldn't find a better spot to drop it

     
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  7. Joe Fan

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    Just play it, dont need the translation .....

     
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  10. Joe Fan

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    This will make sense if you watched the MNF game tonite

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  11. mb227

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    many more finishes like that are something that could drive Johnny Clipboard to drink...err...oh wait...my bad...
     
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  15. Joe Fan

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    I thought it was gonna be giant magnets!
     
  16. Seattle Husker

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    That would have been much cooler.
     
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  20. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

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  21. Joe Fan

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    The map above shows the relative position of major European cities if they were suddenly moved to Texas. Depending on your point of view, it either shows that Texas is really big or Europe is very small.

    As you can see, you can cities from as far west as London and Paris to as far east as Berlin and Prague and cities as far north as Amsterdam and Hamburg all the way south to Milan could all in theory fit in Texas.

    Overall Texas is 268,581 sq mi (696,241 km2), which makes it larger than any EU country. For example France is only 213,010 sq mi (551,695 km2), Germany is only 137,847 sq mi (357,168 km2) and the UK is smaller still at just 93,628 sq mi (242,495 km2).
     
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  24. Joe Fan

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    And some people say innovation is dead ...

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  28. Joe Fan

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    Worst halftime shot evah, mate

     
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  29. Joe Fan

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    Dont forget to beathe

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  30. Joe Fan

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    Nothing quite says "Merry Christmas" like the "Spock dying of radiation poisoning" tree ornament.

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