Which program in better shape - Horns or Ags?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Desperado, Dec 17, 2015.

  1. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    How cute, Stubby's doing the OU hand sign
     
  2. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Joe Fan you need to add to #3: Lowly Vandy that Texas beat. Some could say this shows that after the game in the Bahamas Texas has gotten better whil eaggy, not so much.
     
  3. Franky4Fingers

    Franky4Fingers < 25 Posts

    Links to the Tate Tweets?
     
  4. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Tee Hee! Sometimes Scipio's writing is too Dennis Miller for me, but this has some gems:

    http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2016...day-overview-the-big-picture-in-texas-and-the

    Texas A&M- 19

    This year was much like any Aggie year in that it began with inflated expectations and ended in repetitive groin strikes. In early October of 2015, Texas A&M was 5-0 on the field and Texas was soiling the bed in a dysentery fugue state. The Aggies were loaded with early commitments and positive indications from many of the elite prospects in the state and, in a fit of spectacular overconfidence, their internet propaganda arm was making a documentary about the state's top DB prospect who would headline their inevitable Top 5 class. Then things occurred. Aggie-type things. Transfers, drama, implosion, coups, losses, firings, bad bull, self-immolation, pagan collie worship, weird overalls.

    Aggies dare to boldly dream and wake only to realize that Bill Cosby was the reason.

    Only Aggies could so inexpertly dispatch a Texas program this depleted. They're the pedantic movie villain who, rather than efficiently plunge a sword into the fallen hero supine at their feet, monologues for ten minutes about their plans, explains where the secret base is, what the nuclear codes are and describes in detail how they're going to dismember the hero and crush his legacy. The lecture is related with fists clenched and arms thrust high, standing at the edge of a grand vista facing away from the weakened hero who...finally stumbles to his feet and kicks him mid-monologue over the cliff.

    It's only within this context that a Top 20 class with some very good headliners could be considered a crushing disappointment. That written, A&M didn't address need in the front 7 in a year where Texas and Louisiana had abundant offerings and their QB depth chart still looks like Steven Avery's Match.com inbox.
     
  5. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    If you add all the women's championships in all sports the aggies would have won in the years they did not have women's sports to the championships aggies would have won if there would have been champions named in men sports prior to WWII, there is no contest,
     
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