I just don't get the Kansas cartoon hawk. I think of Looney Tunes and Foghorn Leghorn every time I see it.
I'm not a huge MLB fan (let's be honest, I'm not an MLB fan), but I recently bought a KCR shirt because it's just looked bad *** to me. It's blue short sleeve with white rings at the bottom of the sleeves. Big KC in the middle. Super simple, kinda retro looking. I just love it. I just can't let my dad catch me wearing it (die hard 'stros fan).
Get him this and you can wear want you want. This was the original Houston Logo, it was badass and is listed third on that link for retro logos. It wouldn't work now because any kind of gun logo is not pc. That wasn't the reason for the name and logo change, that happened because Houston moved into the Dome and the Astrodome and the Astros were born, with NASA nearby.
That gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas, "no curves," that's good stuff right there.