Bob Stoops Hates Puppies

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 7, 2017.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    I mean Lincoln Riley hates puppies.

    And this punk is going down next week. Trust me!

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  2. Horn2RunAgain

    Horn2RunAgain 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley licks the tops of salt and pepper shakers at whataburger.
     
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  3. bystander

    bystander 10,000+ Posts

    Lincoln going to find out how quickly the honeymoon is over.
     
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  4. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Don't be fooled. Lincoln is Stoopes' illegitimate secret child, which is why he handed him the coaching job, so he could spend all his energy on his new start-up, which is a plant that grinds puppies into pesticides that are sprinkled directly into the water supply to promote human misery.
     
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  5. beaVo

    beaVo 500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley gets to the red light first, and stays in the right lane... but doesn’t turn.
     
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  6. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    Lincoln Riley has sex in church parking lots.
     
  7. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Is that wrong? :idk:
     
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  8. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  9. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    Boys it is on

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  10. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

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  11. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    I would LOVE seeing the Horns smack down that jackass Special F. Snowflake... much like they did to Rhett F. Bomar!!!

    Could happen!!!

    Have mentioned today I HATE ou!?

    :ousucksnana:
     
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  12. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    How about EXACTLY like they did Bomar?
    Re-watched that game on LHN today for no other reason than seeing that a-hole get rung up.
     
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  13. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    Lincoln Riley stole the Terminix roach.
     
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  14. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

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    Lincoln Riley defaced this sign.
     
  15. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

    I love this place during in this week. :)
     
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  16. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley wears sock with sandals ... in the pool
     
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  17. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

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  18. LousianaHorn

    LousianaHorn Kabong

    Linclon Riley is Big Game Bob's illegitamate son by Rosie O'Donnell............and that lttle tryst is what turned her to clam digging............BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    OU never leaves the state of suckdom.............Hook em'.....:bevo::hookem2::ousucks::ousucksnana:
     
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  19. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    I find myself wondering why the state of Texas doesn't just float off into the gulf...
     
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  20. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Okay I'll play along. Could it possibly be suckage from the other side of the Red River? :ousucks::yes:
     
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  21. beer_dog

    beer_dog 100+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley walks little old ladies into the middle of the intersection and leaves them there.
     
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  22. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley puts mayonnaise in the guacamole.
     
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  23. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    Too far.
     
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  24. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Lincoln Riley posts motivational quotes for his players on his social media account..........................................................................................Myspace :yes:
     
  25. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  26. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    When I told my wife about the "mayonnaise in guacamole" post, she said essentially the same thing and added that this is a capital crime in Texas.
     
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  27. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Lincoln Riley likes to sneak into Norman area Elementary Schools cafeterias to steal kids lunch money, laughs hysterically, then buys lunch for himself in the cafeteria and sits down to eat in front of the kids he stole the money from.
     
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  28. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    When Lincoln Riley orders a drink after a tough game like Iowa State, he tells the bartender to pour him an Old Harper & Vinegar.
     
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  29. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    I mean just look at this guy. Total deviant. You can see the mayo in the guac in the eyes. Don't let the smile fool you.
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  30. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley double dips in the queso
     
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