Don't be fooled. Lincoln is Stoopes' illegitimate secret child, which is why he handed him the coaching job, so he could spend all his energy on his new start-up, which is a plant that grinds puppies into pesticides that are sprinkled directly into the water supply to promote human misery.
I would LOVE seeing the Horns smack down that jackass Special F. Snowflake... much like they did to Rhett F. Bomar!!! Could happen!!! Have mentioned today I HATE ou!?
How about EXACTLY like they did Bomar? Re-watched that game on LHN today for no other reason than seeing that a-hole get rung up.
Linclon Riley is Big Game Bob's illegitamate son by Rosie O'Donnell............and that lttle tryst is what turned her to clam digging............BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OU never leaves the state of suckdom.............Hook em'.....
Lincoln Riley posts motivational quotes for his players on his social media account..........................................................................................Myspace
When I told my wife about the "mayonnaise in guacamole" post, she said essentially the same thing and added that this is a capital crime in Texas.
Lincoln Riley likes to sneak into Norman area Elementary Schools cafeterias to steal kids lunch money, laughs hysterically, then buys lunch for himself in the cafeteria and sits down to eat in front of the kids he stole the money from.
When Lincoln Riley orders a drink after a tough game like Iowa State, he tells the bartender to pour him an Old Harper & Vinegar.
I mean just look at this guy. Total deviant. You can see the mayo in the guac in the eyes. Don't let the smile fool you.