Aggy

I know i sound like a broken record, but one cannot make up s**t this bizarre. You just can't.

 

see you that yell leader video and raise you this one.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

SN,

That kind of political correctness qualifies you for employment at The University of Greg Fenves

 

Guess I wont be posting here anymore after I go poke my eyes out ...

 

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall as they they fought over who got to be Rachel.

 

Are these people serious or making fun of themselves?

 

Me thinks aggy takes themselves seriously ALL the time.

 

Absolutely!

 

while the rest of the world simultaneously laughs their collective asses off at aggy and their nonsensical efforts to be taken seriously

 

Truth be known, if the aggies really had 12th man, i.e. could play with 12 men, they might have a sniff at the SEC against UA, et al

 

I found this amusing

 

Jeff Fischer - dumber than he looks. And he looks dumb.

 

Nope! Twelve aggys no better than eleven.

 

Tomorrow will be an epic day to peruse TxAgs while we are waiting for info to come in. It's always fun to see/hear their innovative ways to describe how we cheat.

 

OK guys ... just realize that a lot of really elite Texas students are starting their careers at Texas A&M. Quite a few embrace the traditions, but lots of 'em have more in common with Sheldon Cooper than they do with a 1955-1975 model Old Ag.

 

The Station is new mantra for aggy, so somebody with skills do something with this fill'n Station:

 

That explains why the cheer leaders are exchanging their milkman overalls for gas station, Texaco green overalls and red oil rags?

 

I think I recognize that place... Sivell's Bend Texas ... owned by Cloy Mobley.

 

The Station. Sounds like a sexual position.

"Hey gomer, See that ewe over there. She let me do her station style"

 

If there is such a thing as subtraction by addition, it would apply to aggy.

 

Despite what hipster activity may have us believe, putting "The" in front of something does not make it hip or trendy.

"The Toilet."
"The Trailer."
"The Station."

 

Yeah, f**k you Johnny Druglord.

 

They can call it whatever they want. My first visit there was for a football game. The Aggies were very gracious hosts, but at that time and ever since, I have referred to it as "The Cesspool on the Brazos", and it always will be.

 

I frequently refer to them by their first name:

Agricultural & Mechanical College of Texas.

 

While we await the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, these are already flying off the shelves in College Station.

 

Is that a Brazos County dating site?