On The Field

... literally. Well, I guess it's better than In The Stands?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/0...l-football-field-on-daily-basis-cops-say.html

 

A lot of class exhibited here... all of it LOW!

 

If there's any defense for the guy, at least he left it all on the field?

 

Just fertilizin dat turf.

 

What, you guys don’t want to do your business pretending thousands are cheering for you? Weirdos.

 

Its funny to read all the posts first and then go back and read the link showing what this guy actually did. Left a lot to my imagination. I figured it was somebody doing something nasty on Pyle Field. Ha!

 

Natural to be suspicious that the story was about lowly aggy.

 

I’ve been to games where my team laid an egg on the field but never this.

 

Not a good day. Imagine coming home to your wife after getting let go for this.

"How was your day honey?"
Not so good.
"what happened?"
Well, I got fired because I pooped on the field.
"Accidents happen honey don't beat yourself up. You'll find another job."
It was on purpose.
"oh-"
Also I am now a registered sex offender and cannot go within 100yds of a school.
"..."
Also, I'm famous on the internet for this.
"..."

 

So either this guy has an unhealthy hatred for football and/or athletics, or he has a real control problem and needs to take care of business BEFORE heading out to that morning run.

 

And of course, if he didn't do such a crappy job he would still have his job!

 

I guess this post truly does belong in the "On the Field" section.

 

I can't believe you people. The demand for Urea in Southeast Asia, India, and China has driven prices spiraling upward. The man was just doing his part to keep the school's maintenance expenses down.

 

I've oft heard of people sh*tting the bed, but this certainly is a new one...

 

That school district is going down the toilet.

I felt flushed after reading the story. And then my disgust grew excrementally.

 

A buddy and I pissed on the OU that was on that horrible concrete Astro-Turf in Norman in the early 1980's at about 3:00AM once. Same night made the scientific discovery that you should hesitate any urge to start drinking Long Island Iced Tea and follow up with Blue Hawaiian's. You won't eat chinese food again for decades. Just sayin...

 

I'll take your word on that.