Random Offseason News

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Jun 1, 2017.

  1. bystander

    bystander 10,000+ Posts

    Breaking news on Bev:

    "Under the terms of the settlement agreement, Kearney gets $277,452.10 and the Jody R. Mask PLLC law firm gets $322,547.90."
     
  2. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    and Kearney's is tax free. What a crock. Yeah, I understand Texas didn't want depositions, but to reward a person who broke just about coach-student relationship rule there is is just wrong. The only solace is karma is a *****.
     
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  3. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

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  4. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    So Fenves pussys out and uses money that is not his to protect his friends. I've watched some ****** up things happen at The University, but this travesty is near the top.
     
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  5. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    This all from a legal department that will go with zeal after every mom and pop and high school that uses the logo without paying. Just wait, Plonsky will make something up and walk out. Within two years from that date, she will pull the same trick.
     
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  6. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

     
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  7. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

     
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  8. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    I’ll prolly be dead, but you boys enjoy! :hookem:
     
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  9. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    LC
    that is only 11 years away.
    I know it looks like it is more in the future but 11 years is nothing

    So write the games on your calendar.:hookem:
    And when it is gameday we can hoist a lowcarb beer or skinny margarita.:bevo:
     
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  10. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    About time...
     
  11. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

    Flag on the play. Low carb beer and skinny margaritas foul results in suspension of man card for the 1st half
     
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  12. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    ****! Are you telling me she will be here that long? Probably means Fenves will too. I pictured them leaving together.
     
  13. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    You got it, Amigo! :hookem:
     
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  14. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    The 2 years is the Statute of Limitations. She will use every chance she has to embarrass the University hoping they will settle. I would even go as far as to suggest she will try to bring Kearney back into the picture.
     
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  15. Badass

    Badass 2,500+ Posts

    Looks like Coach Kliff still has some stroke

     
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  16. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    BA,

    Why did you cut of the end of the quote?

    "Now if you'll excuse me, me and my friends have to finalize the plans for what will become the annual District Attorney's pheasant hunt up in Dalhart. What? Well, yes, that ranch is owned by a member of the Tech BOR, but what's that got to do with anything. Sorry, but my KingAir awaits."
     
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  17. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

  18. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Incognito and Johnny Trainwreck should room together.
     
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  19. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  20. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    News! I need news!!!

    Since the team is doing Maryland prep are the doors locked and windows covered at the practice field and bubble?

    I need more football news!!!!!!!
    :cursing2:
     
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  21. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    LC
    Ah but he was not a man then.
    He kicks like a girl.
     
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  22. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Offseason is officially closed. Move over to the game week thread
     
  23. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

  24. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    If Herman wants to counter that, I'm in total support. :hookem2:
     
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  25. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

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    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

  27. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    Surprised it is not OU...
     
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  28. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    Seems like not a good idea.
     
  29. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Alabama to Md? So much wrong with this picture.
     
  30. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Back in the saddle again

     
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