Random Offseason News

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Jun 1, 2017.

  1. Galvestonhorn

    Galvestonhorn 250+ Posts

    The guy just makes up his own lines and is a pop dick, novice handicapper. What a joke.

    There's not an early line at any sports book in Las Vegas that doesn't has Texas as a short favorite.
     
  2. Badass

    Badass 2,500+ Posts

  3. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

  4. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Dumbass! One of his former coaches lives in Jupiter, and I promise you that he knows every good looking woman in five counties, and none are "pay or play". (OK, expensive dinners and wine don't count.)
     
  5. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Even Gronk knows to load up a yacht full of "girls just earning money for college" and go offshore!
     
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  6. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Ojomo upper left -- 18y old

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  7. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Nigerian nightmare.
     
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  8. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 5,000+ Posts

    Well I am six foot, 220, 58 years old, faster than most turtles and snakes and can bench my mom's weight. He don't want none of me either...crap I think I went to the well once too often.
     
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  9. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Have you ever tried to catch a snake? If you are faster than Mr. No Shoulders, you are pretty fast!
     
  10. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Juco transfer DE Jacoby Jones has already put on 15 lbs since getting on campus.
     
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  11. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    From Bobby Burton --

    Jordan Whittington's quickness has surprised coaches and players alike. "What's the word? He's subtle, that's it. He doesn't make these big moves or anything, it's just zoom and he's gone," I was told. I was also told watching him do the cone drill is "silly" and that was meant in a good way.

    De'Gabriel Floyd and Roschon Johnson are two others who are said to have taken well to college ball both physically and mentally thus far.
     
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  12. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  13. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Say hello to Daddy little ag!
     
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  14. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Sad, aggy just ran out of innings, quarters & periods vs. the Horns....
     
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  15. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  16. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    John Burt won Big 12 60m hurdles with a collegiate best 7.73

     
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  17. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    :yippee::hookem2:
     
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  18. #2is#1

    #2is#1 1,000+ Posts

    Absolute man
     
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  19. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Shhhh! Aggy thinks we didn’t recruit any linemen in 2018 class.
     
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  20. longhorn47

    longhorn47 500+ Posts

    Man-opause?
     
  21. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

  22. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Former Kansas State offensive coordinator (and receivers coach) Andre Coleman joins the Texas staff in an analyst role.

     
  23. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Officially hired so far as Texas analysts --

    Andre Coleman (KSU)
    Larry Fedora (UNC)
    Dillon Fedora (UNC, and Larry's son)
    Paul Williams (UH)

    Pay is usually ~$25,000
     
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  24. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  25. Omniscient.one

    Omniscient.one 500+ Posts

    Is that pay missing a zero?
     
  26. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Oh, and they cant travel either. At least for recruiting
     
  27. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Joe,

    Can they meet recruits. or bump recruits. or call recruits?

    Can they be in the pressbox for games?
     
  28. Omniscient.one

    Omniscient.one 500+ Posts

    Wow. They’d have to work 200 years to make one year’s worth of Herman’s salary
     
  29. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  30. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Fedora's daughter is a Longhorn

     
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