"You're looking LIVE at the Cotton Bowl in BIG D, Dallas, Texas. A beautiful fall day on the grounds of the State Fair of Texas. Hello, I'm Brent Musberger (or Keith Jackson, or any other No. 1 college football announcer at the time), and welcome to The Red River Rivalry (or War, or whatever) --- Texas - Oklahoma, one of THE most storied rivalries in college football. As is more common than not, both Texas and Oklahoma are ranked nationally in the top 10 and this early season game is the touchstone for the winner to get a good chance to be in the national championship hunt later on in the season."
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"Good evening folks, we're here at Kyle Field in College Station, Texas, about an hour and a half northwest of Houston (got to inform anyone outside of Texas who would have no clue as to where CS is except for this game every other year there). For those 129 college football fans outside of the great state of Texas watching this game, it usually has little to NO impact on the national scene of college football. But keep watching anyway, and be treated to a cute little collie who is actually an officer in the aggy corps, a make believe military academy in which no one is required to actually enlist after graduation, a graveyard for dead collie officers just outside the stadium, white uniformed milk men organizing cheers --- oh, excuuuuuse me --- that's YELLS, home team fans swaying back and forth "sawing horns off", and --- yuck, puke --- being treated to sloppy wet kisses in the stands after every aggy score."
Okay, quick, which one would you rather represent Texas, both the state AND The University?
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