A man is shipwrecked on a desolate island in the Pacific.
After a couple of months he is one day staring out at the tide as it comes in. A beautiful blonde woman in a black wetsuit walks toward him from the water. The man rubs his eyes in astonishment. Sure enough she walks right up to him.
She says hi, you been here a long time? He exclaims: YES!
She says: Hmmm, then I bet you'd like a nice glass of whiskey!? He says: YES! As she removes a flask from inside the zipper, on her well built chest, she pours whiskey into a glass she was carrying.
After a few sips she says: and I bet you'd really enjoy a good Cuban cigar!? Once again he says: YES! She slips her hand into her wetsuit again and removes a protetive cigar holder. She cuts & lights it for him as he puffs on the cigar with great pleasure.
After sipping and smoking a few minutes, she looks at him in a sexy way and in a very sultry voice says: I know you must be lonely and you've been stuck here a long time, I bet you like to play-around!?
The man immediately stops sipping, lowers his cigar and blurts out: You got GOLF CLUBS in that wet suit !!!?
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Last edited: Apr 25, 2019