Rice, Rice, Rice!

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Joe Fan, Sep 9, 2019.

  1. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Texas opens as 30.5 point favorites against Rice

     
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  2. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Ahhh yes, the infamous Rice Cheer... love it!

    Beat the Hell outta Rice!!! :hookem:
     
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  3. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Loved the Horn commenting and explaining what the MOB was doing.
    Next year when the MOB comes here will be great too
     
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  4. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Top goals:

    1. Win
    2. Get a big lead early and give our back up QB lots of game time (Casey, and maybe a little Roschon at QB also).





    Secondary goals:

    3. Test Tom’s Mensa abilities against his fellow geniuses.
    4. Watch the best half time show of the year.
    5. Marvel at the beauty of the Rice cheerleaders compared to ours.
    6. Meet some of your future technical field employees in Rice’s half empty five row section.
    7. Get ‘Louie Louie’ stuck in your head for weeks.
    8. (For you young single folks only, of course) Perhaps ‘sample the curry’ after the game—if you catch my drift...
     
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  5. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Sam Ehlinger is currently No. 12 nationally in passing, per CFB Stats
    And only one of two quarterbacks in the top-15 without an interception.
    One spot below at No. 13? SMU's Shane Buechele.
     
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  6. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    :lmao:

    ....while enjoying such Ivy cheers as:

    "Retard them, retard them, make them relinquish the ball !!!" :beertoast:
     
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  7. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    side note -- our game with Okie St at 6:30 pm -- Sept. 21 on ABC
     
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  8. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Worster
    That is SO not PC
    It is repel them repel them make them relinquish the ball
     
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  9. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    What's REALLY not PC is the question that this thread title answers.
     
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  10. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    I'm not sure ALL of our esteemed posters are familiar with the words to this NOT PC cheer....:smile1:
     
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  11. Chop

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  12. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    If I wasn't such a sensitive guy, I might say something about our linemen outweighing Rice's linemen by 30 lbs on average, but Rice's cheerleaders outwe...

    Oh, never mind.
     
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  13. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Some 'ors' among the CBs

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  14. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    An "or" by Boyce and Jamison, and by Adeoye and Mitchell.

    I think Sweat might be more effective at DE at around an even 300lbs (rather than a huge 320lbs).
     
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  15. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    B.J. Foster out with ‘pretty significant hamstring injury’
     
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  16. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Yeah, I saw that. Josh Thompson gets the start.
     
  17. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  18. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  19. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    My dad (late 50s UT grad) retold the same somewhat off-color joke about that cheer every year, without fail
     
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  20. Buck-Horn

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    Rice, Rice....what come’s out of a *****man’s *ss! Ah, I remember the good ole pre-PCU days!!!
     
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  21. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    My Dad was a '49 grad of UT and shared that cheer whenever the Horns played The Owls.... I always LOL!
     
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  22. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    I suspect they all have great personalities & are great dancers!
     
  23. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    "Secondary goals:


    5. Marvel at the beauty of the Rice cheerleaders compared to ours."

    A Rice cheerleader became a bit player in some great early radio from the Ticket on Dallas. Radio personality Greg The Hammer Williams made overtures towards an incredibly hot Rice cheerleader and she rejected him in short order. He tried again, explaining who he was and was more emphatically turned away. A colleague roasted him. "I've never seen the same plane crash twice."
     
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  24. old65horn

    old65horn 1,000+ Posts

    I just checked, and my Direct TV package does not include CBSCN. Any help in getting the fame?
     
  25. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Besides a neighbor, family, friend or bar, you will be able to pick it up on the internet. I used to have to do that for the Astros/Rockets during the CSN dispute . It can be a little spotty/sketchy and will take a little bit of effort on your part, but it can be done and will get you the feed.
     
  26. old65horn

    old65horn 1,000+ Posts

    I guess you just have to google the game just before Kickoff?

    Cannot believe we are dumped down to such a crappy channel, I guess the real problem is AT&T does niot include that channnel in the sports upgrade I pay for to get LHN and FSN.
     
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  27. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    *****man is not the preferred nomenclature. Try Asian-*****can, dude.
     
  28. MajesticII

    MajesticII 1,000+ Posts

    What happens when you lose. You get dumped down to crappy channels when you aren't in the $EC.
     
  29. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    It has nothing to do with Texas. The home team's TV partners get the game. CBSSN has the first choice of C-USA's games.
     
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  30. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Don't be a drama queen. This is Rice's conference affiliated network. We were scheduled on it before the season started, not because we lost to LSU.
     
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