Police officer: I'm writing you a ticket for attempting to drive 70 in a 55mph zone
Driver: What? I was going 55
PO: Yes but you turned on your signal to go to the left lane. Vehicles were just clocked going 70 there
D: But I was going 55
PO: Don't matter none to me. I could see what you were doing. If you attempted a murder, could you get off scot free? Think about THAT one, sir
D: You wouldn't happen to be an OU alum would you?.. Because that **** you just said right there... it just doesn't make any fking sense
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Funny x 5
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Winner x 1
Last edited: Nov 15, 2019