Post a picture that makes you lol

I actually liked the tortilla tossing better...

 

I just found out how to burn 2000 calories.

I left my brownies in the oven too long.

 

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

 

The TTU needs to have the famous bell ringer

 

My girlfriend is a sex object.

Anytime I want to have sex, she objects

 

I’d never let my children watch the orchestra.

There’s too much sax and violins.

 

rim shot

 

I am so old I remember when it was a nasal swab

 

Seems to me these aren't pictures, and should be in the juvenile humor thread on the other board.

 

"No pictures" he says . . . THERE!! It's got a picture of the bleedin' Devil on it!!

 

Today's homeschool project -- "Match the Lids"
(I feel like this is me every time I open that cabinet)

 

I am not sure I have a vote in this but, to the extent that I do have a vote, I vote for no political images on this thread. The viewership here is already too small to intentionally drive half of them away. Plus it invites retaliation.

 

I'm with ya on that Joe Fan.

 

Scary stories 2020 version

 

I think I posted this one before, but I still like it

 

Spoiler

chainsaw

 

I think the El Paso side of the State showed something like 879 to Beaumont...but at least you get a legal 80 for a chunk of that drive, no matter what time of day (was so glad when they got rid of the day/night split).