Coach Stephen Ambrose Sarkisian.......Staff

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Jan 3, 2021.

  1. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Poor babies! Losing coaches is hard.
     
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  2. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    The other choice for those titty babies is to be like Texas since about 2010 where you suck and no one wants anything to do with anyone involved.

    Sucking is not hard.
     
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  3. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    Rick,
    Reading your post is easy! :bow:
     
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  4. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Dont we know
     
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  5. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  6. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  7. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Who is going to tell him?

     
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  8. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    I can feel my IQ dropping just hearing that guys voice.
     
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  9. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

  10. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    He takes over 8m to say what would have been said in about 8 seconds
     
  11. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Maybe I missed it, but what’s the status on Carrington?
     
  12. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Dude, where's my laptop?

    All of the schoolhouse rock videos are on youtube. There is even a computer program for kids. I think it's great for kids and immature adults like me.
     
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  13. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    I figured that might be the case, so I (wisely) avoided the clickbait.
     
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  14. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    OK, but next time you're in a gay bar just remember, you're the one who said so.
     
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  15. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    This guy might be as good as "Chuck F'n Strong," already better than "TomtheHerman "

     
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  16. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    The next time I'm in a gay bar will be the first time, so....

     
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  17. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    I wonder what Malcolm Epps thinks of the Banks hire?
    Is he excited, or is he scared?
    Epps could make himself some money from the NFL if he would buy into the program. Will he?
     
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  18. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Derek Chang is out

    Sark rearranging the entire off-field personnel department to more closely resemble Alabama's
     
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  19. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    And now Urban is stealing from us!
    The horror of it all

     
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  20. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Sark wants us to follow the Alabama model
    An approach that got Brent Musburger in some hot water back in the day

     
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  21. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Did the camera man, director, and producers get in hot water also for keeping the young lady on the screen during his comments? Rhetorical. I'm sure they didn't.
     
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  22. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    "Alabama model"

    Not sure what that is...but I like the way it sounds.
     
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  23. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    You beat me to it.
    Man, that's some funny stuff
     
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  24. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    According to Anwar -

    Arnett showed up to the LSU interview wearing his Miss St. gear and went in demanding total control over his staff.

    LOL
     
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  25. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Lovo is a UT guy

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  26. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Leaving Arnett, Golding and possibly Pruitt
    At least those are the known knowns
    There could always be another known unknown, or is it unknown known?

    I think the way this went down saves the buyout, explains the slow movement

     
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  27. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Lol
    Not sure what a Chief of Staff is...
    Like Trapper John, M.D.??

    Either way...seems as though UM found at least a few things he liked while peeking under our hood.

    And the fact that he might even be thinking about Ash should give a few people who are quick on the fire-him trigger here pause.
    Seems like Ash has many suitors right now...
    ...but hornfans knows best

    Edit: just saw JFs post....He did take him
     
  28. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Trap was a sellout after he left Korea. Pity.
     
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  29. Facing Addiction

    Facing Addiction 1,000+ Posts

    What's going to be interesting is the culture that Sark instills. When my son was being recruiting. Alabama was all focus. The player's attitudes were "are you good enough to play here?" Saban wasn't standing with the BMD, he was on the practice field coaching. He never got in a player's face except when they didn't do what they were being taught to do. He knew each position and would talk to individual players about where to put their hands, how to turn their hips, where to keep their eyes, how to move their feet, etc. Everything was focused on coaching the kids AND the coaches. He was showing them how to coach.

    The thing that is sadly missing is coaches that actually coach the position. Most will just yell, "play harder, be tougher, be more consistent". But if a kid doesn't know the nuances of the position, playing bad technique does no good. Most really good players coming out of high school could just out athlete the competition, that's not true in college. They absolutely need to be taught the position in every little detail.

    As an aside:

    Alabama: My son was escorted around campus by this very cute little coed with a huge southern drawl. If she had driven a pickup truck, he would have committed that day.

    Florida: Urban and his staff were all about competition. They had one on one competition and team competitions every single day. Starters weren't automatic, whoever won their competitions got to start. They also had the best sports medicine program. Meyer sat and watched film of my son's position for almost an hour with him. Mullen himself escorted him around campus. And seeing the Pouncy twins share a scooter was hilarious, the shocks on that thing didn't stand a chance.

    Florida State: Bowden was still there, but wasn't really "there". The offense and defense were two pretty separate teams. You could tell by the culture, they were going to have problems. Their big selling point was there are 10 females to every male on campus.

    LSU: Les Miles really is Inspector Clouseau. When we sat down one on one he talked about everything but football and every sentence was a new subject. At practice he walked around like he was at a party, but couldn't understand why all these people were in his living room. They had the best academic support and nutrition program.
     
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  30. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    I once rode in a gondola up the mountain in Colorado with Wayne Rogers and his kids. He talked the whole way. Was very funny, had everyone laughing hard. The kids acted like they knew what was coming but were powerless to stop it
    That's all I got on Trapper John
     
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