Below is my personal "um" story from another thread
Maybe this fake redhead is Kevin's long lost mom?
I had to write the brief for one of these cases at the appellate level. Some dumb skinny young teenager was caught driving drunk on federal property. They temporarily held him at the MCC in San Diego but put him in a cell with a very large known sex offender. It was bad, as anyone with a brain might have expected. The legal issue had to do with immunity and the articulation of a standard. But the thing I will always recall about the case was the name of the offender -- Kevin Um Clark. I always imagined the maternity ward staff asking the dad for a name for his new baby and he goes, "Kevin ummmm Clark." They said, "OK, thanks." Was a running inside joke for awhile.