February 2022 HF Tailgate - Tolbert's Chili Parlor - Grapevine TX

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by WorsterMan, Jan 25, 2022.

  1. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    @SabreHorn , make it happen!!!

    I will buy your and his adult beverages the whole evening if you get him to our Tolbert's party!!!

    My adult beverages debt is going up if @mb227 shows and @SabreHorn gets @Joefan to the tailgate!!!
     
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  2. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    Maybe we can convince OUBubba to join us?
     
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  3. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    You or someone invite Bubba here or via PM!!! Someone else can buy his adult beverages if he shows up...
     
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  4. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    I'll invite him...but I bet it will be harder to get him to come than it was to get Jimmy Hoffa in the car at Machus Red Fox restaurant.
     
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  5. Horn2RunAgain

    Horn2RunAgain 2,500+ Posts

    Our Pastor speaks of some joint in Fairfield that is his weekly stop on his way back to DFW. Talks about it like it's an out of body experience or something. Must be damn good
     
  6. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    H2RA,

    Sam's has been around for over 40 years. There is a menu, but everyone goes for the all you can eat buffet. It is a feedbag. You are not limited to one entre' or one dessert. All veggies are grown locally and fresh - no canned and no frozen. The day Brackens was in there, I got a dinner plate of watermelon, one for brisket & chicken fried steak with veggies, then chocolate pie, coconut pie, and banana pudding. All pies are homemade and come with about 3-4" of calf slobber. Homemade bread is a must.

    The best deal in Texas is their breakfast buffet which is closed at 1030. All you can eat for $7.95. I get a plate just for bacon.

    Sundays after church is a nightmare until about 130
     
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  7. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    I’ll buy Bubba’s since I’m the one that convinced him to sponsor. That way, he will get a return on his investment.
     
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  8. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    I'm feeling the love on HF this morning!

    :beernana:
     
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  9. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    There is an ointment for that.
     
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  10. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    Better than a vaccine?
     
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  11. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Sorry, boyzo, but I’ll be at Disch-Falk watching the Horns and Tide.

    Drink a few for me, eh?
     
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  12. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    I’m afraid it doesn’t work very well. I’m still itchy in that area.

    That’s probably enough said for now.
     
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  13. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    I believe that falls in the too much information category...
     
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  14. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I think it belong in the Something Interesting thread.

    :idk:
     
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  15. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Eh? So is it TexCanadianne?
     
  16. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Horns baseball is a good excuse and alternative to the tailgate. Beat the Tide!

    I'm sure @mb227 would enjoy some other female company with all that HF Testosterone at Tolbert's.

    I will offer a toast to you at some point. :hookem:
     
  17. CreakyHorn

    CreakyHorn 500+ Posts

    Worster,
    Judging from the age of most of us, I'm wondering how much mb would be worrying about "testosterone overload". :rolleyes1:
     
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  18. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I get the feeling she can handle it.
     
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  19. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Umm...if I were you, I would not be arriving with expections of IT being handled.

    Just sayin' yo!
     
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  20. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Don't know where I'll be seated but it won't be between HIC & 227.

    :beertoast:
     
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  21. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    I am not in charge of seating at the Tailgate y'all. Seating is random.

    I promise to be first there to secure a good & large table for our group... I will seat myself at the head of table to be sure to see and greet all who join our esteemed group for the evening.

    Seating is first come first served. So get there early to get the best seat!

    mb227 drink tab is on me if she attends. If JoeFan somehow shows up, his dinner and drinks are on me. Furthermore, I promised Sabre I would take of his massive drink tab IF he gets Joe Fan to show up.

    If @Texanne does not go to UT vs. Bama baseball game and shows up at Tolberts, her drinks are on me.

    Lots of Horn sports to talk about... be there!

    Riddle me, why am I using food and beverage bribery to get HF posters to attend the tailgate?

    :beertoast:
     
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  22. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Don't penalize those of us who are doing good for Society and will be late arrivals by making us sit at the Children's table.
     
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  23. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Now checking to see if Tolbert's will be serving some 20+ year old Scotch...BRB!
     
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  24. Garmel

    Garmel 5,000+ Posts

    Mb plans on breaking Worsterman's pocketbook.
     
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  25. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    :coolnana:227 is my kind of woman
     
  26. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Good thing Sabre can line up some good financing for Wooster.
     
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  27. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Is that wrong?

    My bad...:popcorn:
     
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  28. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    Yeah well if we need a Brinks truck to drop off cash to keep from washing dishes WorsterMan is the one guy who could arrange it.
     
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  29. Garmel

    Garmel 5,000+ Posts

    Freaking women! :lol:
     
  30. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Looking forward to it y'all !!

    :headbang:
     

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