Trouble in Paradise?

I lived on the East Coast for a few years in the 80s, and when I would say I was from Austin and went to The University of Texas, some people would say, “Oh yeah, now is that the Longhorns or the Aggies?” It took some patience.

 

Delusion, like karma, is a *****!

 

I'd argue so also is the middle (see 6 game losing streak in 2022 football) and the beginning (see App State or their 2023 baseball team against Lamar and Portland).

 

Ooops!!

Poor aggy, so dreamed of BB matchup with Daddy and going deep into the Big Dance. You know, to show how they were SEC strong, so awesome and would beat the lowly Tea-Sips of the Big XII along the journey!!!

Poor agggeeeeeeee!!!

 

At least they can add a banner that they didn't lose to Fairleigh Dickenson like Purdue did.

 

mb

 

Poooooor aaaaaageeeeeeeeee!!!!!

 

Probably because they didn’t play Fairleigh Dickenson?

 

duke???
When has that EVER stopped aggy from claiming something

 

So they FINALLY have something to put in that (a)trophy case.

 

Don't forget the loss to a number one seed in the SEC Tournament trophy and the trophy for "we deserved a better seed".

 

Might have to move up the annual october roller coaster drop

 

Interpretation: "If Jimbo continues to hold the offense captive, the HC in waiting will likely be in full charge by November 1. It is, however, probable that the time table could be moved up to halftime the first two weeks of October."

 

aggie always win halftime.

 

And their Spring game!

 

But can they win against BYE?

 

It depends on the injury report from BYE that week.

 

Don’t forget their mantra
‘We Run This State’

 

I can buy "We run this 'sheep pen'...or 'jiz jar'...or 'nut squeeze'...or 'glory hole.'"... but "State"????????

 

FAU> atm

 

That is quite a low bar you just set for FAU.

Why you gotta' insult them like that?

 

Or “We’re trying to buy this state, or at least a NC….please God, before I die”

 

aggy about to get swept by the Vols, 9-3 B8.

poor aggy. Never gets old watching them suck.

 

This just in - aggy officially swept by Tennessee. They should be pumped up for our visit this coming Tuesday.

 

Not against us they don't.

 

Retribution.

 

Love the suck...aggy style.

 

Maybe Aggie can borrow “Embrace the Suck” for a slogan.
I do think their schedule next year will result in another roller coaster meme. How’d they get so many home games?
Just wondering after the ULM and New Mexico game who they will tout as this year’s legitimate Heisman?
I’m betting on that QB Wiegman or Evan Stewart.
-They beat the patsies ACU, ULM, NMex
-Lose to Bama, LSU, Tenn, Miami, S Car…
Split -Auburn, Ole Miss,MSU, Ark
So I’m guessing 6. Maybe 7 Wins. But 1 of those Ws are absurd and shouldn’t count as a NCAA W toward bowl eligibility.

 

If Jimbo is FORCED to turn the offense over to Petrino, then Weigman (sp?) is a legitimate Hype$man candidate. If Jimbo runs the offense, Wiegman is leading candidate for Bucee's 290 car wash manager of the year.