t-shirt idea for next home game

Drink A Lot
Show Up Late
Leave Early

On an orange t-shirt of course!

 

I like your principle, P/C.

 

How about a shirt with the Greg Davis 3rd and 5 diagram that's been floating around. Still laugh every time I see DJ Monroe's "x" on the sideline.

 

Come Early,
Throw Screen Passes,
Finish Early.

 

Can someone post a link for the Greg Davis pass scheme t-shirt?

 

Personally, I'm going with the:

Come Early: To see the 1st 2 bubble screens go for negative yardage

Be Loud: When our offense continues to go nowhere

Stay (Up) Late: Drinking to overcome the memory of another piss-poor game performance

But, to each his own