aggy to change 'Saw Varsity's horns off' to...?

If aggy joins the SEC and ends the rivalry with Texas, what do they change "saw Varsity's horn off" to in their War Hymn?

"Saw Aggies' noses off"?

 

Go tell Aunt Rhody
Go Tell Aunt Rhody
Go Tell Aunt Rhody
The old grey goose is dead.

 

"Boycott Varsity's network?"

 

i thought "go tell aunt rhody" was "i want my mommy" - no?

 

he said change their lyrics, Robby--I always thought that was what they were singing

 

i always thought their song started out

Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear
Yogi Bear is always in the ranger's hair
have a picnic basket you will find him there
he has lots more goodies than the average bear

 

I'm thinking it will be:

Pull our own nuts off
Pull our own nuts off...

 

I think they should put a line in there that is completely representative of all things A&M...

They plug their ears, close their eyes and go "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"

 

Twist big Al's trunk off?

 

Clip Big Mike's claws off?

Clamp Albert's jaws shut?

Pull UGA's tail off?

 

Saw Uga's legs off...

Saw Big AL's tusks off...