Important Announcement from FWHORN

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by FWHORN, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. FWHORN

    FWHORN 10,000+ Posts

    FWHORN today officially notified Hornfans that he is exploring his options related to his fan website affiliation. He has also requested that hornfans outline the process to be followed should he elect to withdraw from the site.

    In the letter to hornfans admins, FWHORN indicated that if he withdraws from the site, he would do so in a way that complies with the hornfans bylaws. Additionally, FWHORN would be supportive of hornfans efforts to seek a new poster for the site.

    "As I have indicated previously, I am working very deliberately to act in the best long-term interests of both myself and my family. This truly is a 10 and 1/2 year decision," said FWHORN. "While we understand the desire of all parties to quickly reach a resolution, these are extremely complex issues that we are addressing methodically."

    "Ultimately, we are seeking to generate greater visibility nationwide for myself and my championship-caliber posts, as well as secure the necessary and stable financial resources to support my internet addiction," FWHORN added. "As a public poster on internet websites, FWHORN owes it to his family's taxpayers to maximize his assets and generate additional revenues both now and well into the future."

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  2. wadster

    wadster 5,000+ Posts

    But do you have the 30M necessary to withdraw?
     
  3. dxspaz

    dxspaz 250+ Posts

    have fun getting your butt handed to you on orangebloods [​IMG]
     
  4. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Go; we'll just merge with Shaggy Bevo [​IMG]
     
  5. majorwhiteapples

    majorwhiteapples 5,000+ Posts

    Don't expect to attend any HornFans Tailgates.
     
  6. I_Live_In_OK

    I_Live_In_OK 500+ Posts


     
  7. Hook 'Em Danno

    Hook 'Em Danno 1,000+ Posts


     
  8. PropositionJoe

    PropositionJoe 2,500+ Posts

    this is impossible. you bring nothing to shaggy or orangebloods. they'd be foolish to offer you.
     
  9. rickysrun

    rickysrun 2,500+ Posts

    There's another site willing to open themselves to an entity that hasn't done **** since WW2?
     
  10. WhHorn

    WhHorn 250+ Posts

    Do you have a standing offer from another board ???
     
  11. BillyW

    BillyW 500+ Posts

    We have a Mormon lined up to take your place
     
  12. seb44

    seb44 250+ Posts

  13. Texas___Fight

    Texas___Fight 2,500+ Posts

  14. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

  15. FWHORN

    FWHORN 10,000+ Posts

    Dang it Catholic I just wasted 3 minutes and 44 seconds of my life watching that video, I wanted to turn away but just couldnt. [​IMG]
     
  16. WabashCannon

    WabashCannon 250+ Posts

    I just heard from a friend who goes to UTSA that he is in the process of contacting the admins at HornFans to let them know that he really wants to be considered for membership. He understands that he brings absolutely no added value to HornFans but feels that it would be in his best interest as an emerging program....errr I mean adult.

    He has posted his intention on his Facebook page so that everyone in San Antonio knows that he is doing this for the city as well.
     
  17. Dr_Bob_Rio

    Dr_Bob_Rio 250+ Posts

    Instant Classic!
     
  18. Horny Ringman

    Horny Ringman 250+ Posts

    I have spit up my 3 glasses of wine from dinner tonight. [​IMG]
     
  19. Whiterock Horn

    Whiterock Horn 1,000+ Posts

    Can he be replaced with Bruthaman?
     
  20. LA Hornfan

    LA Hornfan 25+ Posts

    You must be headed to the Barking Carnival- tough competition with Scipio Texas, Jesus Shuttlesworth, Typsie Gypsie, etc. Maybe you should go with the Aggies to the SEC- less competition.
     
  21. coolhorn

    coolhorn 2,500+ Posts

    We need more high quality entertainment around here like Gay C....l mean K.C. and the Sunshine Band...You just can't get enough trash disco these days! [​IMG]
     
  22. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    I just failed my classes at Texas. I'm pissed off that the student sitting at the desk next to me is going to make more money when he graduates, which is totally unfair, so I'm transferring to Yale - take that, you greedy A+ student!
     
  23. Bill in Sinton

    Bill in Sinton 5,000+ Posts

    Please don't go FW! Who am I going to have to discuss the State Farm Lone Star Showdown with? [​IMG]
     
  24. FWHORN

    FWHORN 10,000+ Posts

    Bill, looks like this will be last year for showdown. One of the many things that will suck about the hiatus it looks like our rivalry with aggy will be taking. [​IMG]
     
  25. ampUT

    ampUT 100+ Posts

    I can't wait to read the posts of Domerhorn who will replace you in November.



    [​IMG] ince [​IMG] oung
     
  26. gjdeezle

    gjdeezle < 25 Posts

    If you go it's going to open this whole board to posters from all over the country. We are going to have to deal with a bunch of W-Sips trying to come in here and post. It's going to hurt our recruiting.
     
  27. uisge beatha

    uisge beatha 1,000+ Posts

    I personally think we should end all relations with FWH if he leaves. No out of board discussions, no PMs. He wants to end the 10+ years of board affiliation and destroy the tradition he claims to hold so precious, then eliminate all correspondence.
     
  28. KazooMan

    KazooMan 250+ Posts

    IF FW goes to another board, that will give that board a better chance of recruiting more people in the Grand Cayman area, hurting our chances of making frineds with someone that might give us a free place to stay when we hit the islands on vacation, or if we blow all our money at the casino our first day there..

    I really don't like the idea of opening up recruiting in the Caymans. If another board gets a toe in that warm, green, beautiful water, we may never see another 5* recruit for this board from that area! And I see other boards then starting to bring in those Super Efficient Cheaters to offer illegal incentives for more of our potential posters to sign up for their board. There are boards out there so lacking in morals they think ethics is a class you skipped in law school to go see the baseball team play.

    What can we offer FW to help him decide to stay? Would some of you with lower post counts be willing to give FW a bigger share of your posts? Maybe we could tell him how great his posts are, to help him get over that feeling of inadequacy? Maybe we need to promise not to show any Grand Cayman High School soccer matches on this board? Anything else we can do to keep those OB toes out of the Grand Cayman surf?

    Or do we jsut say, "We're Hornfans.com, and don't let your ISP kick you in the a** as you log off this site for the last time?"

    What say ye, fellow posters? Is it woth making an effort to try and keep him?
     
  29. Doughbroz

    Doughbroz 250+ Posts


     
  30. I_Live_In_OK

    I_Live_In_OK 500+ Posts


     

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