My toaster.....****UPDATE****

Discussion in 'Classics' started by Mrs.Macanudo, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts


     
  2. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    Put the kidney stones in her toaster.
     
  3. MizzouSnives

    MizzouSnives 500+ Posts

    Mike Tyson FTW!
     
  4. TheChocolateMonk

    TheChocolateMonk 25+ Posts

  5. Traffic

    Traffic 500+ Posts


     
  6. SMDhorn

    SMDhorn 250+ Posts

    This thread is ultimate greatness. My reply has made it into a sig... [​IMG]
     
  7. The Peoples Elbow

    The Peoples Elbow 250+ Posts

    i dont know how a thread this awesome has eluded me for so long. i just read the whole thing.

    the army sounds awesome. a buddy of mine is in the army special forces, and returns from afghanistan within the next month, after being over there for quite a while. 8-9 months, i think. i wonder if he has any similar stories.
     
  8. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    I doubt there are any toaster stories.
     
  9. hookmom

    hookmom 25+ Posts

    Mrs. M. My brother is in the AirForce. He teaches at the base in San Antonio. We spoke last night because my daughter and I are meeting him and his gf for lunch on Friday. I asked him if there were any weird ladies at the base who were attached to old toasters as in the Army. His reaction was WTF???? Then I explained your sitch to him and gave him step-by-steps to come onto HFs for your toaster epic. I cannot wait to touch base about this delicious soap opera! [​IMG]
     
  10. SMDhorn

    SMDhorn 250+ Posts

    My thirst for dirt on this epic of the heinous toaster wench must be quenched by an update!
     
  11. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    I concur, we toaster groupies humbly request a photo of the duct taped toaster-this thread without it is like a bagel sans cream cheese, toast without jelly.
     
  12. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    ...Beef without smoke.

    aggy without sheep.

    ...
     
  13. scottonian

    scottonian < 25 Posts

    Wow. I've never been on Esther's since it was founded, but I'm glad a friend told me about this thread. This is a Curb Your Enthusiasm, Office, and Seinfeld episode all rolled into one. Can't wait for more updates.

    But if I read it correctly, get well soon with the stones Mrs. Mac!
     
  14. Ankf00

    Ankf00 250+ Posts

    I cannot wrap my mind around the realization of the amount of patience you possess.
     
  15. The Peoples Elbow

    The Peoples Elbow 250+ Posts

    this thread requires an update. preferably a photographic update.
     
  16. TexasTower

    TexasTower 500+ Posts

    This thread is worthless without pics. [​IMG]
     
  17. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    Here's a mini update...

    My wife was in the hospital from late Monday night until she came home last night. She plans on being at work Monday and updating you guys will be her #1 priority. Other work stuff can wait. [​IMG]
     
  18. The Peoples Elbow

    The Peoples Elbow 250+ Posts

    i hope for our sake that it isn't fireman physical day
     
  19. Orange&White

    Orange&White 1,000+ Posts

    im in ur base stealinz ur toasta
     
  20. GakFoo

    GakFoo 500+ Posts

    haha classic
     
  21. DigglerontheHoof

    DigglerontheHoof 1,000+ Posts

    At least she has her priorities straight, Mac...
     
  22. 1918Speedway

    1918Speedway 250+ Posts

    I just now read this thread - it's by far the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
    That toaster lady is batshit crazy. Makes you wonder how people like that keep a job.
     
  23. Used2btexaslover

    Used2btexaslover 250+ Posts


     
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  24. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    We had a similar situation at my work when we moved into our new building a few years ago. Two different departments had microwaves and wanted THEIR microwave to go into the breakroom. There was a little bit of fractiousness over it. But I guess we are not like Toaster Lady, the drama queen of Alaska -- we discovered that we can all exist with TWO microwaves in the breakroom! And another department added a toaster oven, so now we have THREE cooking implements that people can use. Imagine ... three people can be cooking something ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

    I am wondering how this thread got to 142 posts and I had never seen it. I am glad I clicked tonight, and I eagerly await the next installment from Toastergate.
     
  25. DoobieWah

    DoobieWah 500+ Posts

    Ummm.

    Wow.

    That's a strange place y'all live in up there.

    Parking-area-spray-paint man.
    Drug rumor busybody.
    Toaster-taking twit.

    Is it the short daylight?

    Is this cast of characters all military imports? What are the true "locals" like? Are they nuts also?

    Does the army just ship all the oddballs to Alaska? (...and what does that say about the Macs?) [​IMG]

    I mean this lady breaks your toaster and charges you for the replacement? How in the world did you not hit her with it?

    And in the middle of all this, Kidney Stones?

    You guys are a sitcom. Seriously.

    I'd call it "Macanudo Station, Alaska" and use HornFans as the plotframe.






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  26. crazyhornsfan

    crazyhornsfan 25+ Posts

    I anxiously wait for the Monday Morning update.....
     
  27. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    Ditto the M.M.U.

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  28. SAChick

    SAChick 500+ Posts

    This is the best thread on the boards. Hope you're feeling better Mrs. Mac.
     
  29. MizzouSnives

    MizzouSnives 500+ Posts

    if there "happens" to be a pilot in the next year or so (on FOX of course, who else would buy this ridiculousness?) that strangely resembles this story, i promise to donate the proceeds to a kickass tailgate and cater whataburger, just for the macs.
     
  30. KingKoopa

    KingKoopa 250+ Posts

    this thread is incredible. it frightens me that people like toaster lady exist in the world.
     

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