Bob Stoops throws his hands in the air, and waves them like he cares. Bob Stoops claims to know what the fox says. Bob Stoops gets his kicks on Route 27.
Bob Stoops believes the Smart Car is a terrific vehicle. Bob Stoops believes Vladimir Putin is just misunderstood. Bob Stoops thinks Ping-Pong is a venereal disease.
Likes global warming because it reduces artic ice. Now, more baby seals are being born on shore. He says that they're much easier to club that way.
When Bob Stoops goes to the dentist, he brings a pen so that he can circle all the hidden objects in Highlights magazine. Then he reads Goofus and Gallant.......for the suspense. Bob Stoops uses his leaf blower at 7 am. Thanks to my neighbor for inspiring that one. Bob Stoops knows he doesn't ever have to pull over to the right lane on the highway. After all, he is going almost the speed limit. When Bob Stoops goes out for Mexican food, he speaks English with a Spanish accent so the waiter can understand him better. And yet, they're still spitting in his food.
Bob Stoops cannot make fun of Mack Brown's clapping because when Bob claps one of his pinkies looks dislocated.
Bob Stoops rolls his large clunky recycle bin all the way down the driveway right next to his neighbors master bedroom at 3:45 AM and then makes a rainbow in the guy's flower bed.
Every time Bob Stoops takes a rorschach test his answer is "Mack Brown's eviscerated still beating heart".
Your neighbor, big game Bob, parks his rusted out jalopy in front of your house because the street is a public thoroughfare.
Bob Stoops throws his suburban complimentary newspaper in your yard when you're not looking b/c he's too lazy to dispose of it properly.
That's not true at all. Bob Stoops drives in the HOV lane with a blow-up doll named "The Boz" to cover all his bases and anything else that happens to pop up. That is if things can still pop up.
"Bob Stoops wears socks with sandals." Disagree That is actually comfortable. Bob Stoops wears sneakers with no socks and a slice of olive loaf under each foot.
While he kicks his puppy out of the way, Bob Stoops sneaks to the kitchen late at night to eat Blue Bell Ice Cream right out of the conatiner with a dirty fork and then puts the container t back in the freezer for other members of his family. He also once picked up a homeless man and offered to help him - he then drove the man to the worst area of Oklahoma City and while laughing, shoved him out of the car while it was still moving.
Bob once donated books and X-Box video games to a shelter for blind people and he laughed for days about it.
