Do you remember your first post?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Texanne, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    I remember mine. I don't think it is immortalized on Classics, but remember it well.
    I had been a lurker for a few days, but finally I just felt I had something to say.

    It was a thread that focused on how "all your favorite things begin with F". Guys had posted about football, fall, the obvious, but something was missing. So I posted something that went along these lines ...

    Good Lord, guys, five pages in, and none of you have mentioned fellatio? As usual, it takes a woman to do it.


    Several posters then asked me for my phone number.
     
  2. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    I can't seem to find that post. So how about that phone number? [​IMG]

    I keed...I'm a happily married man.
     
  3. BrntOrngBld

    BrntOrngBld 25+ Posts

    No, but very early on, I do recall being caught hook, line, and sinker regarding Pearl Harbor. Blasted Germans!

    [​IMG]
     
  4. HornSwoggler

    HornSwoggler Horn Fan

    I'm sorry I missed that post and thread.

    This is an example of the top shelf repartee' we will miss without Hornfans.

    [​IMG] Texanne
     
  5. Horn69

    Horn69 2,500+ Posts

    Hey TA, I'm going to miss all your baseball and football posts...and how you always seemed to be at every memorable game! Hang in there kiddo![​IMG]

    P.S: You were the only person that ever said you wished you could be the ball in my signature photo. [​IMG]

    Hook'em!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    [​IMG]

    Not every significant event. I missed three Rose Bowls. [​IMG]
     
  7. BigWill

    BigWill 2,500+ Posts

    Seriously Texanne, a part of you has to be happy that you won't be reminded of your horrible insults about "Jake" prior to the puppy bowl several years ago.
     
  8. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    I remember my first post. Nobody asked me for my phone number, but a whole bunch asked me for a link to the football game. Then later on to baseball games.

    This fellatio you speak of. Is it anything like fornication? I believe I would have went for fornication. I mean why go for just an appetizer, when you can have the whole happy meal. [​IMG]
     
  9. pluckeye

    pluckeye 250+ Posts

    In short, No. But Pluckeye came to me before I went to the Ohio State game. Which, as it turned out, was quite outstanding in a number of ways.

    Pluck 'em in the Eye, from Buckeye, was the original motivation...
     
  10. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    In reply to:

    "Good Lord, guys, five pages in, and none of you have mentioned fellatio? As usual, it takes a woman to do it."


    No, don't remember my first post. And no, I missed your first post but I had to hold back spewing coffee on my keyboard as I was reading about it just now! [​IMG]

    TA, I will miss your spirited and humorous posts on football, UT baseball, the Rangers, ou suckage and life! [​IMG]
     
  11. caryhorn

    caryhorn 5,000+ Posts

    I do not remember my first post. I'm sure it was a rather typical post about the most recent football game back in the early 2000's.

    But after reading this thread, I will remember yours! That was greatness!! [​IMG]
     
  12. Trusted Insider

    Trusted Insider 1,000+ Posts

    My first post was about football.

    The first response to my post was from horndfl and he said something along the lines of "wo the ___ are you?". different climate back in 2001 (when I was ADMIRALSTOCKDALE )
     
  13. stanhin

    stanhin 5,000+ Posts

    All I remember is I did not begin it with "Long time lurker, first time poster here" [​IMG]
     
  14. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Are you kidding, I don't even remember the first name I posted under.
    I'm lucky if I can remember my last post.
     
  15. I_Live_In_OK

    I_Live_In_OK 500+ Posts

    Definitely something snarky, probably a written form of the horns-down. I was a teenager when I joined.
     
  16. 87Horn

    87Horn 25+ Posts

    Not a post on this board, and not one that I made, but I'm sure a lot of posters here will still remember it:

    >>He committed to Oklahoma freakshow. And I am the idoit.<<

    Hook 'Em.
     
  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Uphauling! 87 Horn originated "idoit"
    [​IMG]
     
  18. madcow

    madcow 500+ Posts

    My first post was wondering if we messed up hiring Mack after KSU strummed our nuts ... Beowulf ripped my *** for it ... when I took offense he threatened to whip my *** if he ever found out who I was. Thing is he already knew who I was ... he just didn't KNOW he knew who I was. Gonna miss this site.
     
  19. po elvis

    po elvis 250+ Posts

    that's about like asking do i remember my first masturbation. too long ago and too many since.

    in fact, my first post might have been about masturbation. looks like my last post might be about masturbation.

    pretty fitting.
     
  20. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Gotta hand it to you, po elvis ... you're consistent.
     
  21. Mesohorny

    Mesohorny 1,000+ Posts

    15+ years ago. Too much water under the dam and beers in the belly to recall.

    Damn, I'm gonna miss you guys.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Horn69

    Horn69 2,500+ Posts


     

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