HORNfans inside jokes ( a retrospective)

GD came up with "the prevent offense,"

 

What, Colt and Shipley were roommates? Who knew?

 

Did Sneezy Beltran ever go into business with Marquis?

 

Henry Shelton

Writing funny Haikus

my favorites already mentioned
your an idoit (predates this site actually. I posted in the original thread)
allsome
Baaa means no.

 

Will the game be on tv in Bandera? Need the map.

 

Oh Aaron Rogers!
You whine about the Rose Bowl.
Then get crushed by Tech.

 

yag si op

 

Probably didn't originate here, but still one of my favorite site threads: USC Cheerleader Travels

 

your one to no

 

Nobody remembers Shipley being the ghost?

 

Teddy Lehman is fast.

 

X's and O's thread....or maybe it was a diagram of a play?

 

Shipley WAS the ghost and "f scally" took me way, way back - I chortled!

What was the one about an offer? RC didn't offer or something like that... fuzzy on that one.

 

RC didn't offer

 

I "beeped his nose"

 

how have we gone this long without mentioning Mira's ice cream cone?

 

Cedric Cormier's mom

 

Dooooomed!!!

 

Some really old wild bunch memories - jokes and otherwise -

tobacco juice and Texas Tech

"Spike would have had that one."

Joe Bob and the Infelid Fly

Tennis balls saying "OU Sux" at the Regional game in Ft Worth

The Schieb Memorial Foul Pole

Scott Wilson's opening day rants

Choir robes and the President at the Baylor game

"Hey, Frank, it's the bottom of the 5th"

"Geology" Field Trip bus to the aggy series (arranged by Frank Erwin)

Pizza delivered to the ump

Bill The Windmill coaching at 3rd base

"Where are the aggies now?" - Coach Gus

The University of Texas at Omaha

Kazoo band

Frozen margaritas at double headers

Writing on foul balls and throwing them back

Waking up Bible at 2 AM in Omaha just to tell him the Wild Bunch had arrived safely

Getting all the UT Tickets to the reserved section in Omaha, and Bill Little having to ask for them back

The National Championship seasons, and the ones that came close

 

Kevin Kubicheski's pro-Aggie recruiting analysis.

I can't remember it exactly his position by position analysis, but once it was something similar to this:
TE -- Texas signed Brock Edwards. A&M didn't need a tight end this year. Advantage A&M.

 

Cannot remember if previously posted but here are a few aggy excuses for losing, etc.:

1. we just ran out of time
2. UT watered the field
3. Aggy Band won halftime!
4. Torbush!!!

There are more but this is all I can remember at the moment. Please feel free to add to the list.


The Link

 

They altered their field by making their goal line wider than ours.

This was really said by an Aggy. I know how surprised you are by this.

 

I am proudly wearing my O.C.C.S. T-shirt right now. That's right .... Official Cult of Chris Sims. Thanks to Sangre Naranga, I believe, for putting that together.

Also, Kevin Kubeschki's classic post about Tight Ends was, almost verbatim, "Neither team wanted one and neither team got one. Advantage: A&M."

He posted it on TexAgs and the Aggies ate it up. Man I almost died of laughter when the joke was revealed.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0IdWTJYrHQ

An oldie but a goodie.

 

GDGD

 

This will always be the best.
The Link

 

wizard shirt

 

Larry (T. Spider) really hates OU.

 

wolf shirt

 

Did you know Phil Dawson was in Playboy?

and

Did you see his forearms?