I'd like to share this with my friend Norm, who teaches percussion at my college and is a doggoned good drummer, but I don't want him to hate me.
what do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common? They both suck without CREAM (actually I prefer coffee black and don't have a problem with Baker, but the joke is ok)
What do you say to a drummer in a thee piece suit? Will the defendant please rise. How can you tell if there's a drummer at your front door? The knocking speeds up.
My only orchestra joke, and it is drummer-related: Q: What do you do with a crappy musician? A: Give him two sticks and send him to the back. Q: What if he is still crappy? A: Take away one of the sticks and send him to the front.
heard this one from a drummer buddy: how does a new band pick a drummer? A: find some guy with a garage and a van
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.