BBQ Bandito (caught on tape)

I despise you you ******* ******* thief.
We have cameras in the break room, and I will find out who you are, and I will make your life at my company a living hell.

Had it been some microwave ****, I may not have cared.
This was 4th of July BBQ; ribs, chicken, brisket.

Your computer will crash through out the day, You will be discovered surfing porn on the company net. We will find gigs of beast porn on your work station hard drive.

Dont f**k with the IT dudes food.
******

 

was that yours? it was delicious, but then again i don't need to tell you that, do i?

 

I always get mad when people jack my Dr. Peppers, but stealing BBQ is just criminal. You should cook some more and put drugs in it, then wait for someone to eat it.

 

that is unbelievable

 

I Sent an email out inviting the offender to confess. I cant check the cameras until the shift ends, I am giving them a chance to avoid my wrath.
If I didnt have more at home I would probably cause serious physical harm to this person.

 

PLEASE keep us updated. Compete w/ screen captures of said thief.

This is way better than creepy copy guy. Well, at least the results should be.

 

Although being the creepy copier guy was a lot of fun, being the omnipotent IT ******* is a lot more satisfying.
Looks like I wont find out until tomorrow. I am looking forward to screen capture of the douche enjoying my delicious BBQ.
I have also been walking hte aisles saying,
"Dead man eating, deadman eating."
Plus everyone else who has been ripped off is totally stoked.
This guy may need a police escort out of the building.

 

You need an office linebacker

 

Please take your dog to work tomorrow.

 

The Gates of Paradise

A soldier named Nobushige came to Hakuin, and asked, "Is there really a paradise and a hell?"

"Who are you?" inquired Hakuin.

"I am a samurai," the warrior replied.

"You, a soldier!" exclaimed Hakuin. "What kind of ruler would have you as his guard? Your face looks like that of a beggar."

Nobushige became so angry that he began to draw his sword, but Hakuin continued: "So you have a sword! Your weapon is probably much too dull to cut off my head."

As Nobishige drew his sword Hakuin remarked: "Here open the gates of hell!"

At these words the samurai, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed his sword and bowed.

"Here open the gates of paradise," said Hakuin.

— A Zen story, as told by Paul Reps in Zen Flesh, Zen Bones

 

Thread killer.

 

wtf

 

If played correctly this could exceed crazy toaster lady. Here's to hoping.

 

Holy **** I can't wait to hear the rest of this. What if it was your supervisor. Funny

 

the **** some people will pull in office always amazes me

from stealing food to even stealing **** off your desk.

some people just need a beating

 

You don't piss off the IT guys. I take ours out to lunch 2 to 3 times a year, just to stay on their good side. Needless to say, my problems always get pushed to the top of the list.

 

Bye, Esther's.

 

That was a board killer.

 

sabotage

 

why in the f**k would someone post that? we were lucky enough to get Esther's back, and now this. May you burn in hell. MIA, please keep us updated, somehow.

 

wow, a dude who needs his *** kicked posts on a thread about people who need their asses kicked. i bet he eats stolen barbeque too.

boardkiller.

 

I hope this board doesnt get shut down because of a first time poster. Torbush.

 

Someone needs an IP ban.

I don't know if that's possible on this site, but on VBulletin boards you can IP ban someone. I would say that deserves it...

 

Also, is there anyway that you can only post on this board if you have more than 500 posts or something to keep a noob from killing the entire board. At least if somebody has that many posts they wont want to be banned. This is crap.

 

this is no laughing matter

 

MIA, try to delete the thread so that maybe we can avoid the death of this board. I hope a 1st time (probably aggy) poster doesnt kill our board.