8, We don't need no learnin about no tacklin. Tacklin don't get you on Sports Center, and Sports Center gets you attention. Gotta blow em up don't cha know.
If only they were actually blowin somebody up! It's all weak *** arm tackles, that is when they actually make contact.
It's hard to "make contact" when you don't know where to line up and are continually out of position.