Off season - so why not? This thread is awesome because that is what was posted and most of us know, including the OP, that this is not the truth. To try to balance this out I'd say that it might be hard to remember Dylan Haines 20 years from now, but he's definitely not the worst D1 free safety I saw last year. I'm guessing Dylan trenched the OP's yard or toilet papered his trees.
I did say "arguably", meaning that it's debatable but close. Out of curiosity, what D1 safeties did you think were worse? Dylan did not vandalize my yard or trees, but if he had, I'm hoping he could out-run the cops.