ESPN - in depth study of aggy athletics' criminal statistics

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  1. Godz40acres

    Godz40acres Happy Feller

  2. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Wow, how did I miss that when it happened? That's comedy gold.
     
  3. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    and Sumlin has corrected this?
     
  4. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    I am certain this was all a big misunderstanding and Sumlin straightened out the CS PD on just who these individuals are and that all charges should be dropped.o_O
     
  5. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    Wow! those guys probably had to sit out the 1st quarter of the first game against Nobody U. That'll teach 'em! Scumlin sure get all the 4 and 5 star criminals he wants. Outstanding warrants are probably on the list to qualify for entrance to Malfunction Junction U. Our guys just need Spanish...what are we doing wrong?
     
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  6. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    lol



    "Kirk Merritt has been charged with Indecent Exposure under Section 21.08 of the Texas Penal Code because of two incidents during tutoring sessions that happened on two consecutive days
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    The statute Kirk has been accused of violating requires that the Defendant have an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person and that the Defendant is reckless about whether another may be present who will be offended or alarmed by his conduct.
     
  7. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Don't know Rick Davis, but the old analgesic balm in the jock trick would seem to be a more believable defense.
     
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  8. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

  9. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    Reminds me of the old joke: If an Aggie Quarterback, Cornerback and Defensive end are in a car, who drives?


    The Sheriff
     
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