Really at JerryWorld

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/201...uniforms-in-response-to-arkansas-cowboys-look


Is this for real?

 

See what happens to programs with faded senses of tradition??! Completely Whored out after leaving their home conferences.

This, to sell a few clown jerseys at future home games vs the likes of Nicholls state. As Randolph Duke would say, oh to what depths we dive.....

 

Aggy has no shame.

 

And this is why we call them "poor aggies"

That link has some real gems in it though.

"The game is being played in a theme park McMansion paid for by dopey taxpayers to the financial gain of a man who drinks Johnny Walker Blue by the drum on ice out of Styrofoam cups."

 

From the linked article:

"The synergy of the Aggies and Oilers just makes sense. Both made their fortunes by being born on dirt that had oil under the surface. Both are renowned for historic collapses both in games and seasons."

Could add: ... and both left Texas for a new home in the southeast.

 

I actually kind of like the Pig uniforms. You could see teams wearing this kind of thing without any "homage" towards a pro franchise. The Razorback on the helmet should be redder, but other than that, not bad.

A&M went a little too far in the Oiler direction with the Columbia blue. They could have done the derrick on the helmet and the numbers on the jersey in maroon without looking like idiots.

 

Sounds gimmicky. I thought the SECSECSEC and its team stood on its own merit and didn't need to do stupid crap like this, but there you go, the 2 former SWC titty babies that ran to the SECSECSEC are the ones doing this.

 

No matter what they did they were going to look like idiots.

 

Wow. I think I triple checked the url to see if it was an Onion article.

 

aggy...

 

Doesn't work. I can still tell who the teams are.

 

if they say it's an homage to hurricane harvey survivors, i'll give them a pass. i'll still think it's stupid, but i'd shut up about it.

 

It's hard to choose what I want from this matchup, hillbilly from Deliverance misery or aggy misery.

 

Looks like aggy misery is on the menu. Mmmmmmmmm delicious.

 

Waitress brings me hog angst and bielama's head on a stick. That'll do nicely as well.

 

Aggies this close to being 4-0 and the hysteria it brings.

 

I'm calling "********". Not even the 300 pound waitress at the original Ma Goodson's was strong enough to carry that much fat to the table.

 

Aggies remind me of Tech. Amazing explosiveness on offense. Mond has jets from QB and is much more poised and better at recognizing defenses than a few weeks ago. The wide receivers are fast and elusive. The Aggie ground game exploded for big plays against Arkansas. Alas, every receiver playing against the Aggies looks incredibly fast and elusive too.

 

Not sure if it was the uniforms that inspired a win, but I don't see any other probable cause. Plus, this time it was Arkansas that didn't play the full four quarters. Razorbacks, you're in the cellar now.

 

that roller coaster ride is going up, up, up......and then it has to head down, down, down...

 

piggy looked at times like they were channeling Texas...get that wide open route in the end zone and then promptly give up a huge kickoff. Not to mention that boneheaded pooch kick that they then let the walk-on return 25 yards or so...