How do you ask a woman out on a date?

okay, I finished all 30 pages. Where do I get my T-shirt?

 

who is patty hewes

 

Can someone give me the Cliff's Notes to this thread? I saw the thread a while back and wanted to read it, but it kept getting longer and longer.

I just don't have time to read the whole thing...not with planning for my ex's upcoming wedding!

 

It's worth your time. Trust me.

 

Anyone do the view all pages? How long does it take to load?

 

This thread will eventually bring the interweb to a grinding halt.

 

If you haven't read this whole thread, I am commanding you to. Now.

 

instead of going to your ex's wedding, you should read this thread. Much better use of your time.

 

wow. i stopped reading when we got to him maybe-yet/maybe-no stalking her. it's gotten much better since then. this whole thread is 10x the awkward quotient of having your friend get yelled at by his mom when you're in the room.

 

Page 2?

 

After PO1D's revelation on the other thread, I believe his time on earth is done, and has ascended into the heavenly realms.

 

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The Link

 

over/under on someone linking this thread to that article in the comments?

 

I finally opened this thread today and just wanted to add a hello. so, um, hi.

 

When I saw it earlier I didn't get 3 milks' post but thought it was funny. After I read the last two pages of that other abortion of a thread I got it. And then the funny curdled like so much bad milk.

Can I get a second on my nomination for Punt as Masochist of the year?

 

oh wow!

 

ttt

It was on the bottom of page 2.

 

God Bless America. Will this ever die? Let's all put our hands over our hearts, take off our hats, sing the Star Spangled Banner, and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

In the meantime we can all go play golf but not practice at the driving range, while reading On the Road between shots because we're not wasting our time at the voting booth since voting doesn't matter and your candidates have already been chosen for you.

 

I, for one, don't understand the fascination with this thread. The dude is weird. So what? I made it though all 31 pages, and I have to say that between Punts and his antagonists, Punt comes up smelling like roses. That said, I've got a theme song for Punt that I think he might even agree to...I'm different and I don't care who knows it
Somethin' about me
It's not the same yeah
I'm different and that's how it goes
Ain't gonna play no ******* game

Got a different way of walkin'
I got a different kind of smile
I got a different way of talkin'
Drives the women kind of wild
Kind of wild

He's different
And I don't care who knows it
Somethin' about him
It's not the same
He's different
And that's how it goes
And he's not gonna play your gosh darn game

I ain't sayin' I'm better than you are
But maybe I am
I only know that when I look in the mirror
I like the man
We like the man

I'm different and I don't care who knows it
Somethin' about me
Not the same
I'm different and that's how it goes
Ain't gonna play your ******* game

When I walk down the street in the mornin'
Blue birds are singin' in the tall oak tree
They sing a little song for the people
And they sing a little song for me

He's different and he don't care who knows it
Somethin' about him
Not the same
He's different and that's how it goes
And he's not gonna play your gosh darn game

I'm different and I don't care who knows it
Somethin' about me
Is not the same
I'm different and that's how it goes
Ain't gonna play no boss man's game

 

I've seen this thread referenced elsewhere and the 5 stars so I clicked. W.T.F.

How do I get a refund of the 2+ hours of my life I just wasted on this abortion?

 

Tell us another fortune cookie story.....please?

I'm not trying to get you to reveal more embarrassing details about your life, but, I really believe that you should consider reviving the 20-year-old high school relationship. She's the love of your life, right? If you feel that strongly about her, SURELY she feels the same about you.

 

punt, what do you have on your ipod?

 

Why did I read this?

 

i just wasted my freaking Friday night reading this... i hate life...

where are the other PO1D threads yall are talking about? i seem to not be getting some of the jokes about door locks and god...

 

So i read the first 2 pages and then decided this is a crapload to read so someone please tell if this thread is worth reading 30 pages.