Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

Lincoln Riley misses Blockbuster.

 

Lincoln Riley order his steaks well done

 

Lincoln Riley dresses up like a show girl and dances to show tunes.

 

Lincoln Riley is on Team Edward.

 

If you let Lincoln Riley merge into traffic he won’t give you the thank-you wave afterwards

 

Lincoln Riley picks his nose

 

Lincoln Riley's 2 favorite "Guy Movies" are:

Steel Magnolias and The Notebook.

 

When Lincoln Riley rides a horse, he prefers to ride side-saddle.

 

Lincoln Riley sent money to PETA in an effort to stop the tape industry from using ducks.

 

And eats the boogers!

 

LC will take umbrage....or an Old Milwaukee Light...

 

Lincoln Riley stops in the "merge lane" when entering traffic

 

Will Rogers never met Barney Switzer or Lincoln Riley.

 

Lincoln Riley thinks Franklin Barbecue is overrated

 

Lincoln Riley is BFF with Kim Jong Un

 

Lincoln Riley steals food from orphans.

 

Lincoln Riley steals Social Security checks from little old ladies.

 

Likes that Ed O’Bannon sued to get college games off play station.
Depriving us of NCAA football, basketball, and baseball video games forever.

 

Lincoln Riley parks his vehicle diagonally across two parking spaces

 

Lincoln Riley steals batteries from smoke detectors.

 

Lincoln Riley goes to Norman OK Elementary Schools and bullies children for their lunch money, then laughs as he skips away....

 

Lincoln Riley rolls into the Express Lane at WalMart with 30+ items (at least 3 of which require a price check), and then painstakingly writes out a check for the purchase.

 

At concerts Lincoln Riley shouts out "Salt, salt, where's the damned salt!", (Mother who has raised a son so well) "So well, so well, so well!", and "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."

And thinks he's such a cool dude.

 

Lincoln Riley doesn't wash his hands after he goes #2

 

Lincoln Riley eats spaghetti with a spoon

 

Lincoln Riley likes to touch himself at the petting zoo.

 

Lincoln Riley has been known to order Jack Daniels on the rocks with a splash of water... hold the Jack Daniels!

 

Lincoln Riley invested thousands in a flux capicitor factory in Nigeria.