Predict Horns vs Bye

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 14, 2018.

  1. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    The only team that has an above 95% winning record vs Bye is Aggy.

    But this is our year, Boys!

    Horns - 18 (Dicker misses all PATs and FGs)
    Bye - 3
     
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  2. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Manager

    BYE is to tough on D, they pitch a shutout against our O.

    Texas - 0

    BYE - 115
     
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  3. havoc7701

    havoc7701 Sponsor and Aggy Ridiculer

    BYE is stompin’ us 49 - 0 with 9:49 left in the 3Q. Then through the discovery of a hidden loophole in NCAA rules, VY makes a miraculous appearance (He re-enrolls at UT for a night course in restaurant management,) and scores 10 straight touchdowns to win the game.
     
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  4. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    Bye is unblockable this week
     
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  5. TEXnSEATTLE

    TEXnSEATTLE 1,000+ Posts

    I'm thinking we plan to do with B.Y.E. a very similar thing that we did to o.u. ….

    toy with them for say, 3 1/2 quarters and let them come back and tie us with about 1:30 on the clock….then, drive the field and let DICKER kick a FG to win...this time as time expires, and no HOLY CRAP B.Y.E. has the tools to put one play together and beat us....that way B.Y.E. doesn't go away bitter about his gas money he spent getting here....
     
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  6. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    Shane throws 3 picks, Watson starts over Ingram again but we squeak it out. Barely.
     
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  7. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    BYE was idle last week so they had 2 weeks to plan and scheme for the Horns. Bet on the spread!!
     
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  8. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    You look at Bye over there and they've got tons of tradition and they're as good as anyone in the country. They always give us their best shot and it scares you to death :hookem:
     
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  9. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    First half:
    Texas 27, Bye 3

    Second half:
    Texas 0, Bye 21
     
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  10. Olehornfan

    Olehornfan 2,500+ Posts

    Who is going start at QB?
     
  11. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    Shane with Heard as backup. Just to be safe.
     
  12. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    El Sapo, I'll say it!

    I think BYE is overrated this season.... they are largely undisciplined, sloppy and take plays off..... and they hate puppies!
     
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  13. Horn2RunAgain

    Horn2RunAgain 2,500+ Posts

    After hearing BYE has not won a game this season, Nebraska files a suit with the NCAA to put them on their schedule this week.
     
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  14. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Heard that San Jose State has filed an amicus brief...
     
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  15. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    Things may get grim and gnarly in the 2nd half, but bear in mind that Bye has not beaten the Longhorns in our lifetime. Don't lose hope.
     
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  16. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I heard Bye is better than the greatest Armies throughout history, and its coach has had 30 days to prepare. So,Texas will lose eleventy to zero.
     
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  17. blonthang

    blonthang 2,500+ Posts

    I heard their fight song starts like this:

    "Hullabaloo, caneck, caneck.
    Hullabaloo, caneck, caneck.
    Good Bye to Texas University..."
     
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  18. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    I predict a very long, boring week.
     
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  19. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Yeah, with lots of threads like this! :smile1:
     
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  20. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Dude, where's my laptop?

    The ******* at Bye will not show up and they will forfeit to us again.
     
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  21. ShAArk92

    ShAArk92 1,000+ Posts

    every time I hear that term, I think of "To Kill a Mockingbird"

    :p

    Go Horns ... Hook me some B.Y.E.! :hookem:
     
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  22. beer_dog

    beer_dog 100+ Posts

    NSYNC says "BYE BYE BYE" over Texas
     
  23. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    This is a trap game. We better watch our *** on Saturday or team Bye will hand our head back to us on a platter.
     
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  24. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    I must admit, their school song is quite catchy
     
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  25. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    GJ
    Nicely done
    :hookem:
     
  26. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

  27. FWHORN

    FWHORN 10,000+ Posts

    Mudhole!
     
  28. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Bye has been ducking this team for almost two months now. It's payback time.
     
  29. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Coincidentally, Amicus Brief is Bye's leading rusher coming into the game.
     
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  30. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Whats actually going to happen is Lenny de Facto, their stud middle Linebacker, isn't going to be a friend to Amicus.
     
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