How Texas Fans Watch Football ...

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Barton Hills, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. Barton Hills

    Barton Hills 1,000+ Posts

    Texas beats a ranked team - They were probably overrated anyway. Sure we won by 21, but did you see how poorly we played for 2 quarters ? OU is gonna kill us.Texas beats a mediocre team by 50 - Boring. I left at halftime. We should have pulled the starters earlier to get a look at the second string. Why do we schedule these teams ? And F Deloss for scheduling the game in the heat of the day. Can't believe I paid $75 for that.Texas beats a mediocre team by 10 - Man we suck. Our coaching is pathetic. Too much clapping. OU is gonna rail us.

    Texas fans watch OU win big
    - Now THAT's coaching and using talent !!! OU is gonna kill us.

    Texas fans watch OU play a close game/lose
    - Now why can't Mack Brown scheme for the Sooners like that ? If Tulsa/Boise St can put up 20 points on OU, we should put up 50.

    Texas fans watch somebody lose that beat us last year
    - How did we lose to that team ?!?!? If we couldn't beat them, OU is gonna kill us.

    Texas fans watch somebody win that we beat last year
    - They were much better last year.

    Texas fans watch our players play an uninspired game
    - Man, our team was just going thru the motions. No effort, no desire. Pathetic.

    Texas fans watch our players play with emotion
    - Embarassing. Did you see all that flexing ? What about that dancing ? What is this, prom ? I'm emailing Coach Brown ... this has to stop.

    I think I have everything just about covered. Enjoy the game on Saturday.
     
  2. DRAG69

    DRAG69 1,000+ Posts

    Barton Hills that is classic !!!!

    And so true.

    Nice job.
     
  3. SA_Town_Horn

    SA_Town_Horn 500+ Posts

    So sad, yet so true.
     
  4. Alamo_Horn

    Alamo_Horn < 25 Posts

    yeah...and you left out
    Whiny Texas Fans constantly bitching about other Whiny Texas Fans
    ...
     
  5. Barton Hills

    Barton Hills 1,000+ Posts

    But that doesn't relate to how Texas fans "watch" a game. The whiners critique the whiners much later in the process ...

    Feel free to start your own thread on that subject.
     
  6. Phil Hellmuth

    Phil Hellmuth 100+ Posts

    Home opener 4th quarter- Stands look like a Florida Marlins game
     
  7. thugU

    thugU First Time Poster


     
  8. Alamo_Horn

    Alamo_Horn < 25 Posts

    that's fine...but I certainly have seen that transpire while "watching a game"
     
  9. Arnold Layne

    Arnold Layne 25+ Posts

    You forgot the ones that clap after every ****** play.
     
  10. general35

    general35 5,000+ Posts

    This should be a permanent post at the top of this list...hysterical..
     
  11. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico 1,000+ Posts

    BH,

    Nice post for the most part and I know that isn't aimed at everyone. I just hope for your sake that we play well in Dallas because if you have really convinced yourself that we have a better chance of winning that game than we do getting drilled then I'm afraid you just aren't being objective. That said, you are a great fan and I think I'm a great fan. I will cheer my *** off and support the program, etc but I'm nervous.
     
  12. Barton Hills

    Barton Hills 1,000+ Posts

    To add insult to injury, I just had a subpar breakfast taco.

    I'm f'ed ... OU is gonna kill me.
     
  13. UT Padrino

    UT Padrino 100+ Posts

    Sad but true.

    I still think OU is the favorite.
     
  14. Spankytoes

    Spankytoes 100+ Posts

    You forgot a pairing...Witnessing an east/west pass for a big gain: Sweed is the freaking man!

    Witnessing an east/west pass for a minimal gain/loss:
    WTF?!? Greg Davis needs to be fired immediately!
     
  15. CavalierHorn

    CavalierHorn 25+ Posts

  16. rblancarte

    rblancarte 25+ Posts

    Seeing a Texas QB (not named Vince) sacked on a play - Vince could have run that in for a touchdown, even though that play was from our own 20. Mack can't win without Vince.
     
  17. stanhin

    stanhin 5,000+ Posts

    This Texas fan has three rules for watching games:

    1. I always root for Texas.

    2. I always root against ND

    3. I want every other game to be a good, close game, so I root for the underdog or whomever is behind in the game.
     
  18. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico 1,000+ Posts

  19. mrteabiscuit

    mrteabiscuit 25+ Posts

    How Texas A&M Fans Watch Football:

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  20. Punt on 1st Down

    Punt on 1st Down 100+ Posts


     
  21. homer

    homer 500+ Posts


     
  22. PipFunatUT

    PipFunatUT 500+ Posts

  23. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Absolutely dead on true.
     
  24. RansomStoddard

    RansomStoddard 25+ Posts

    spanky: you would be correct if ever, in the history of Texas football, one of those east/west passes went for a big gain. Ever.
     
  25. hollisdude

    hollisdude 500+ Posts


     
  26. Pancho Negro

    Pancho Negro 250+ Posts

    while i agree with this post, i think this post is indicative of every major fanbase...not just UT.
     
  27. LocoGringos

    LocoGringos 250+ Posts

    I think you can insert any other team and rival for Texas and ou and this holds up, which means you have discovered the Aristotelian form for Football Fan Watchingness.
     
  28. VYFan

    VYFan 2,500+ Posts

    Not Bill in Sinton!
     
  29. TexasCrush

    TexasCrush 25+ Posts

    This thread is dead on. its pretty sad actually. and to some -no matter what happens UT still gets raped by OU.
     
  30. El_Guapo

    El_Guapo 500+ Posts

    Texas fans watch the 2 yard hitch get stuffed for no gain for the 37th time.Why the f do we run that stupid play 37 times a game?
     

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