My Goal In Life (or at least one of them)

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by dukesteer, Oct 19, 2018.

  1. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    To come up with a brilliant post, response or retort that commands the most Likes, Agrees, Winners, and Hots in the history of HornFans.

    Have a nice day.
     
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  2. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    Well, it didn’t start out very wel.
     
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  3. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

  4. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    Patience duke, this could pay off
     
  5. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    I’m just feeling the love.
     
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  6. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    ^^^^There's one.
     
  7. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    Hornfans let’s show a brother some love here

    Damn you offseason bye week
     
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  8. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 5,000+ Posts

    I have the same aspirations Duke. It's a tall task. :angry:
     
  9. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I think my hornfans melt down post on a Sam thread is leading right now. Going to be tough to beat that one. :ousucks:
     
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  10. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    Well, I could have done it the easy way, and just posted “Five Herman and Demote Ehlinger.” So you see, I do have some measure of restraint. (But not much.)
     
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  11. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    You need another cocktail....

    OR.... you could have taken the
    path of least resistance and pressed the HF Easy Button by posting: "Vince for President" !!

    You would have then met ALL the goals in your life and all attained total consciousness!
     
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  12. AC

    AC 2,500+ Posts

    I left my wife’s flash light in the garage for Godsakes, and she was giving me the business about it. You guys are cracking me up. Thanks for the comic relief!
    :fiestanana::popcorn:
     
  13. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    The real question is this: if Hornfans had always had this feature, which post would have garnered the most reactions? I'm guessing "The Post" on the Cal/Texas BCS issue would have been the answer.

    Or maybe something ridiculous instead, like he committed to oklahoma freakshow not that he lives in oklahoma and i am the idoit
     
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  14. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    My goal in life is this

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  15. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    I hear there are some good sex change surgeons in Austin, good luck!
     
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  16. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    I require at least a base level of intelligence.
     
  17. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    :lmao: That was a good one.


    Why, that would require talking
     

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