Leach

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 10, 2017.

  1. blonthang

    blonthang 2,500+ Posts

    From a post I put out there c.2015 regarding Mike Leach, still applies IMHO:

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    You know that painting of various dogs playing a poker game?

    If we could morph time and put guys from different times into such a poker game, and substituting coaches for the poochies, would love to see these guys at the table:

    Mike Leach
    Abe Lemons
    Spike Dykes
    Jim Wacker
    Darrell Royal
    Jimmy Johnson
    Tom Penders

    At "Black Bart's" table, one might find:

    Barry Switzer
    Ron Meyer
    Howard Schnellenberger
    Jackie Sherrill
    Rick Neuheisel
    Kelvin Sampson
    Art Briles
     
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  2. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    I agree with Leach.
     
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  3. AC

    AC 2,500+ Posts

    I’m a Coach Leach fan. He’s hilarious and he can flat coach offense. I do have a history at TTU as well.
     
  4. Badass

    Badass 2,500+ Posts

    The spoils of winning ... smiles everywhere!

     
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    Badass 2,500+ Posts

     
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  6. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    haha

     
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  7. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    He put that painting in his office!? That is so great. :lmao:
     
  8. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    I believe the artist was Art Vandelay

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  9. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Fun times

     
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  10. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Amor Fati

    Mike Leach for President of something
     
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  11. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    How about The Peoples Republic of Austin?
     
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  12. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Manager

    How 'bout Pirates of the Caribbean?
     
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  13. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    niversity
    Totally off topic, but you realize that a graduate of The University of Texas scored that movie?
     
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  14. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  16. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Hard to fathom that Tech once had both Leach and Knight on campus.

    They’re a magnet for eccentric coaches.
     
  17. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    We used to have Abe Lemons - he could hold court with those two -- was great while it lasted
     
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  18. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    That man takes himself much too seriously.
     
  19. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Which one?
     
  20. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Leach
    :smile1:
     
  21. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    He's been chatty lately

     
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  22. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    This is awesome!

    For the Big 12, a cowboy and a red raider both present problems because they have guns. Although the red raider is on horseback so gotta go with Tech on that matchup. Of course their guns are only pistols so I harbor doubts whether they could take down a stampeding longhorn or a bear. The mountaineer has an old rifle but will have to reload after shots. All of the above could kill a horned frog and a wildcat. A jayhawk would be pesky but would just fly away when there’s real trouble. Sooners are unarmed so they lose. The winner— Iowa State. None of the above can stand up to a tornado. Unless it’s an EF-0, in which case it couldn’t pick up a longhorn or maybe even a bear.
     
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  23. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Not just a cowboy but one with a mullet -- has to factored in. Leach would
     
  24. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Ha! Yep. You must also factor in whether it’s the red raider masked rider on the horse or the Yosemite Sam guy.
     
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  25. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Or this guy
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  26. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    The problem here is they overlook the thieving of land...and if you are stealing land elsewhere, are you REALLY afraid of a tornado with identity issues?
     
  27. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    " Sooners are unarmed so they lose. "
    Well they lose BECAUSE they are Sooners.
     
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  28. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    I love Mike Leach and can't wait for that Hard Knocks style documentary in production.

    So where on the internet do Harry Potter activists congregate? I need some entertainment.

    Love how he jumps right in with "what kind of mythical powers does a Sun Devil have?"
     
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  29. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    The Texas Tech Red Wanker.
     
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  30. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    I guess we have to factor in the Sooners cheating.

    Leach is definitely my favorite current football coach other than Herman.
     
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