NOTHING CHANGES

IF YOU WANT TO CROWN THEM, THEN CROWN THEIR ***!

 

MY BALLS ARE HUGE!

 

IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII!

 

WHAT THE f**k IS GOING ON HERE?

 

I'M THE BEST EVER! I'M SONNY LISTON...I'M JACK DEMPSEY! THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYONE LIKE ME. THERE IS NO ONE THAT CAN MATCH ME! MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS...MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE...I'M JUST FEROCIOUS. THEY CALL HIM THE CONQUEROR...HE'S NO ALEXANDER...I AM ALEXANDER!!!! I WANT HIS HEART....I WANT TO EAT HIS CHILDREN!!! ......praise be to allah?

 

PLAYOFFS?

 

OU SUX.

(There! I'm in.)

 

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

 

(it appears in your anger, you killed her)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS DOJO!!! THERE IS NO PAIN IN THIS DOJO!!!

 

In response to Gate of Horn's post....


Obligatory "why didn't I think of that" post.

 

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME -- HELLO? -- YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

 

IM RICH B****

 

PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER!

 

DO NOT WANT!!!!!

 

FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER.

 

THAT'S A LOT OF ICE CREAM, FLIP FLOP!

 

SERENITY NOW ! SERENITY NOW !

 

BULLDOZER!!!!!!

 

HA HA SPORTS FAN!

 

I HAVEN'T **** SOLID IN 2 YEARS

 

SOMETHING FUNNY ED

 

SWEEP THE LEG!

 

these pretzels are making me thirsty

 

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

 

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BIATCH!

 

BOOM CHAKA-LAKA, BOOM CHAKA-LAKA, BOOM!