A British store is selling a 'thought box' for $650, and it's designed to put on your head 'to simply think' Basic tenets of business: 1. Never give a sucker an even break 2. Never smarten up a chump 3. You can’t cheat an honest man, unless they’re an aggy
Don't laugh.... I still have my pet rock, including carrying box with straw and instructions for the care and feeding of said rock.
An old girlfriend gave me a pet rock back when they were popular. I had to get rid of it since the damn thing bit me. Not long after that, the old girlfriend went the way of the buffalo, too.
Joe, I'd like to order these for a bunch of people at work that are poor thinkers, don't analyze properly and make bad decisions. Do you think I could get a sizeable discount for a large order of these devices?
May have to back order. Someone bought all the current stock to pass out to students a aggy. You are welcome to use my three basis rules for business though. Help yourself to them!