Proof: There’s One Born Every Minute

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by BevoJoe, Feb 4, 2019.

  1. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

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  2. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    If it came with a pet rock I might be interested
     
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  3. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Does the helmet include a mood ring?
     
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  4. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Don't laugh.... I still have my pet rock, including carrying box with straw and instructions for the care and feeding of said rock.
     
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  5. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    An old girlfriend gave me a pet rock back when they were popular. I had to get rid of it since the damn thing bit me. Not long after that, the old girlfriend went the way of the buffalo, too.
     
  6. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Ha, so your saying the old girlfriend bit you too!
     
  7. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Joe, I'd like to order these for a bunch of people at work that are poor thinkers, don't analyze properly and make bad decisions. Do you think I could get a sizeable discount for a large order of these devices?
     
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2019
  8. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    Naw, I found out she couldn't cook. She also washed one of my dress suits. That was enough....
     
  9. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    May have to back order. Someone bought all the current stock to pass out to students a aggy. You are welcome to use my three basis rules for business though. Help yourself to them!
     
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