Robert Kraft Charged With Soliciting Prostitution

They apparently have videos. I cannot think of many things I would be more loathe to watch. Jesus, if you are that rich, why not order in?

https://deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440

 

An Asian "message parlor" in Jupiter, under investigation for human trafficking?

The arrest warrant in the least of Kraft's problems.

Name your five favorite diseases.

 

Flagged for illegal use of the hands

 

Did Kraft get a senior citizen discount?

 

Or maybe it was illegal shift.

 

He must be feeling pretty deflated over all this

 

Or "offensive holding?"

 

"illegal contact?"

 

Guess the "on and off" romance with Ricki Noel Lander was off that night.

 

Seems to me the penalty should be for encroachment.

 

Now I see why he was looking elsewhere because she is freaking ugly!

 

He sure as hell isn't feeding her

 

Winner

 

Patriots keep having video problems...

 

After further review, he invoked the no tuck rule while in the parlor.

 

A flag could be thrown for unsportsmanlike bad taste & eyesight choosing girlfriends.

 

She probably refused to 'table shower' with him

(note- this is the actual place)

 

Nope, it's the blank * that got him.

 

I was just about to fabricate a snarky comment about the blank (*) when I saw yours. I defer.

 

It wasn't ....* blank ...

.... it was *** --- your risk

Sorry, it's a beer drinking Saturday.

 

He should have looked more carefully; he might have seen the "no soliciting" sign.

 

Wonder if he has an end zone dance after scoring.

 

At first I thought he was flagged for clipping, but on review I see they wax instead.

 

Now a second billionaire has been named in this sting. Something is not right here. If billionaires choose to alley cat around, I find it hard to believe that they go to "rub n tug" joints like this.

 

I’m not a fan of Kraft. In fact, I think he’s a smug and pompous arse. But unless the parlor knowingly employs minors or trafficked sex slaves — and of course, that would be terrible and a massive crime — I really don’t care that Kraft got caught in a sting that involved sex. The dude lost he wife a few years ago and he’s closing in on 80 so if he goes to an obscure place to fulfill a need “with willing adult employees” of that establishment, well, it’s a misdemeanor. But again, if we’re talking about trafficked sex slaves and Kraft knew, it would be lights out for him personally and adios to his franchise.

 

Jerry Rice says hello

Jerry Rice Found at Massage Parlor

Imagine if this would have happened now

 

That was from 1998.

 

I wouldn't call her ugly. Average looks IMO. Clearly she is a lot hotter than him. But he is a richer than she is hot.