OUSucks Haiku Time

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Texanne, Oct 7, 2019.

  1. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    OU sucks, OU
    Sucks, OU sucks, OU sucks,
    OU sucks, yes, they do.
     
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  2. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

    O U sux green don
    keydicks from Tiajuana
    O U Bubba too
     
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  3. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Sooner trash cometh
    The tree that hath no branches
    bares dumb ugly fruit
     
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  4. AC

    AC 2,500+ Posts

    When your house has wheels, you can push it down a hill, hitch it to a mule, and make it to the State Fair in 5 dayz. Now that will amaze!

    Keep Rollin OU Sux, see you on the 12th!
     
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  5. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    OU doth suckth. And they can suck it.

    I never was very good at poetry.
     
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  6. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley sucks
    He's known for hating puppies
    Also, OU sucks

    I was also thinking since we no longer play A&M, we should change the first line of our fight song. While we're at it, why not make the entire thing about OU and their suckitude?

    OU sucks, OU sucks
    And it's well known that OU sucks
    OU sucks, OU sucks
    And OU is the school that sucks
    OU sucks, OU sucks
    For it's Texas that OU sucks
    OU SUCKS! OU SUCKS! O! U! SUCKS!
    And it's goodbye to sucky OU

    It's a little repetitive and not entirely coherent, but compared to "Boomer Sooner," it's Hamlet. It's also about Texas roughly to the same degree A&M's fight song is about A&M.

    We could do something similar with "The Eyes of Texas," but I've exhausted my creativity with the fight song. I mean, 13 different words? That's like writing the words to "Boomer Sooner" 4.25 times. I better go lie down.
     
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  7. Ajo Macho

    Ajo Macho 500+ Posts

    Ten yard penalty
    On Oklahoma: sucking
    Remains second down
     
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  8. caryhorn

    caryhorn 5,000+ Posts

    O say can you suck
    ou sooner says he sucks
    He says he can not not suck.
     
  9. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Inbred mongol horde
    On palm harbor steeds they ride
    They bring Diebeetus
     
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  10. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Palm Harbor steeds ... brilliant!
     
  11. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley says
    Starting tackles Ealy and
    Swenson might not play
     
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  12. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Strays howl, trash piles up
    Mullets blow in wind, homes move
    Sooners have moved in
     
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  13. The Eyes of Texas

    The Eyes of Texas 500+ Posts

    Today sky is blue
    Water is also quite wet
    Oh and OU sucks
     
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  14. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    A Glorious Day
    The Cotton Bowl is Lectric
    Oklahoma Sux
     
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2019
  15. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Its O.K.! And
    Where wind comes sweepin' the plain
    is lipstick on a pig.
     

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