When your house has wheels, you can push it down a hill, hitch it to a mule, and make it to the State Fair in 5 dayz. Now that will amaze! Keep Rollin OU Sux, see you on the 12th!
There was a young man from Nantucket, OU doth suckth. And they can suck it. I never was very good at poetry.
Lincoln Riley sucks He's known for hating puppies Also, OU sucks I was also thinking since we no longer play A&M, we should change the first line of our fight song. While we're at it, why not make the entire thing about OU and their suckitude? OU sucks, OU sucks And it's well known that OU sucks OU sucks, OU sucks And OU is the school that sucks OU sucks, OU sucks For it's Texas that OU sucks OU SUCKS! OU SUCKS! O! U! SUCKS! And it's goodbye to sucky OU It's a little repetitive and not entirely coherent, but compared to "Boomer Sooner," it's Hamlet. It's also about Texas roughly to the same degree A&M's fight song is about A&M. We could do something similar with "The Eyes of Texas," but I've exhausted my creativity with the fight song. I mean, 13 different words? That's like writing the words to "Boomer Sooner" 4.25 times. I better go lie down.