Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by LonghornCatholic, Oct 6, 2019.

  1. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    This one is actually really righteous. Props to Lincoln Riley for this one.
     
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  2. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley puts mayonnaise on his Fletcher’s corny dog.

    And on his fries.
     
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  3. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley wears OU sports clothes and an OU cap to weddings, and funerals.

    (Side note - I’ve seen aggies actually do this, with aggie gear...).
     
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  4. X Misn Tx

    X Misn Tx 2,500+ Posts

     
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  5. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley hates fried okra
     
  6. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley says nothing hits the spot after a good workout like a tall glass of warm buttermilk.
     
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  7. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    :puke:
     
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  8. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    When LR rides a horse, he rides side saddle.
     
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  9. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley stops in a merge lane.
     
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  10. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    When Riley drives around Norman he listens to his favorite CD - the Osmonds Greatest Hits.
     
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  11. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley cuts in front of you in the grocery check out lane, then uses a coupon for every item in his large basket full of groceries.

    He also demands price checks from the cashier on a number of items, then stiffs the bagger guy who takes his groceries to his car and loads them in.
     
  12. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    When Lincoln Riley visits Vegas he goes for Celine Dion. If you're hot at the blackjack table he might try one hand, take the card you need, and then leave with your mojo. Off to another Celine Dion show.
     
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  13. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Somewhere on I-35
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  14. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    He hates chicken fried steak and BBQ - he prefers broccoli quiche.
     
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  15. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Today he works for the TSA

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    Last edited: Oct 7, 2019
  16. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  18. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    Riley files to Japan every spring for the annual dolphin massacre in Taiji Cove. He says it gets him in shape for baby seal clubbing over in Alaska.
     
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  19. AC

    AC 2,500+ Posts

    Followed by Barry Manilow!!!
    With the windows rolled down.
     
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  20. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley's favorite comedy movie of all time is Brian's Song.
    he still gets sore ribs hurt from laughing so hard every time he sees it.
     
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  21. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley sucks the syrup out of the dispensers at IHOP.
     
  22. EasternHorn

    EasternHorn 500+ Posts

    Wow, Lincoln Riley seems a lot like Stoops.
     
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  23. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley takes ice cream at the grocery store, opens it, licks it and puts it back. Then he giggles like a little girl.
     
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  24. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley talks all through the movie, then gives you the stink-eye when you shush him.
     
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  25. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    Lincoln Riley recruits QBs on the field immediately before and after a football game.
     
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  26. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Lincoln Riley wipes with his hand, then asks you to smell it.
     
  27. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    I actually do this. Not in a social setting, but it’s my one weird culinary quirks.
    Was at the Trump Hotel in DC and the waiter told me that Trump does as well. No joke.
     
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  28. Giovanni Jones

    Giovanni Jones 2,500+ Posts

    Reminds me of one of my favorite Charles Addams cartoons -
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  29. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    Followed by Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", thus Rickrolling the entire city!
     
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  30. moondog_LFZ

    moondog_LFZ 5,000+ Posts

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