The First 100 days

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by theiioftx, Nov 10, 2016.

  1. Phil Elliott

    Phil Elliott 2,500+ Posts

    I get women being lesbian. They like women. I like women. I get it. It's the dudes I cannot figure out.
     
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  2. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    Yep. Honestly, I don't understand non-lesbianism.
     
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  3. Monahorns

    Monahorns 5,000+ Posts

    I understand it. Women can be very nasty. Men too.
     
  4. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Yeah and our horny *** image of lesbians comes from porn, not real lesbians. No offense to our resident lesbians because I love y'all.
     
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  5. Monahorns

    Monahorns 5,000+ Posts

    Most of those porn lesbians just do it for the money. Oh wait.
     
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  6. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    LOL gets overused, but I actually did.
     
  7. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    Porn has nothing to do with it. I just don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with some hairy dude. It makes no sense to me.
     
  8. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    I'm just talking about the sex. I understand the self-centeredness, delusion, duplicity, and nuttiness that many (and perhaps most) women have. I married a very selfless and sane woman, but most women I've known and most that I've dated were nuts once I got to know them beyond the superficial level.
     
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  9. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    That part I agree with. Most men wouldn't be excited to watch butch lesbians or Rosie types. Shiver....

    So, it is good looking chicks in porn that make it fun for guys.
     
  10. Garmel

    Garmel 5,000+ Posts

    A sane woman I dated once said that almost all women are emotional basketcases and she was right.
     
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  11. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    So, you mean relatively sane woman.
     
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  12. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    I have deemed my rectum exit only.

    And being part Mexican, I love the Taco.
     
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  13. Garmel

    Garmel 5,000+ Posts

    Something like that.
     
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  14. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    At one point I considered breaking up with the Aggie. I held back because of my older brother. His rationale was that all women are crazy, dishonest, and dumb like that but that not all women were freaks in the sack. He said those kinds of women are "really special." Lol.

    Eventually she ended things but got even crazier. She broke up by email and then 30 minutes later started texting me about how sad she felt over the breakup and how lonely she was. I blew all that off. Two months later, she found out I was dating Mrs. Deez. She started trying to get me to come back and asked me to see her for bootie calls, which I obviously rejected. When she found out later that I was engaged, she freaked out and texted me about how terrible I was for marrying someone else, how the money I was spending on the ring was meant to buy her a ring, and all kinds of crap. She acted more like I had dumped her when the opposite was true. Fuckin crackpot Aggies.
     
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  15. Garmel

    Garmel 5,000+ Posts

    Dayum.
     
  16. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Deez with the narrow escape FTW!!!
     
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  17. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Manager

    Been there done that...currently living it and married her going on three years now.
     
  18. Phil Elliott

    Phil Elliott 2,500+ Posts

    Are you saying your current wife was on the other team before she met you? If that is what you are saying, :bow:.
     
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  19. militaryhorn

    militaryhorn Prediction Contest Manager

    Full disclosure. Met my wife in high school and never dated. Then we went our separate ways for 24+ years. In 2016, we reconnected through FB and I saw on her FB page that she was with a lady, which surprised me since she dated guys back in high school.

    After talking to her, she married a gal and was married for 13 years to her before she was killed while riding her Harley. About two years after her spouse's death we reconnected and I found out then that she loved me.

    Wish I could brag that my bedroom prowess was the reason but in reality it is because I am a sweet and nice guy. Although, she did say I would have been a good lesbian...not sure what that means :thumbup::idk: but I really do and it's not because I love women:yippee:
     
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  20. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    Damn, you should have kept up the lie. You'd be like a god around here. We'd all be saying, "teach us, oh great master."

    As for saying you'd make a good lesbian, I think I have a pretty good idea of what that means. It means you're a pro at something that most of us had to learn by trial and sometimes much error.
     
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  21. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    It means when he is in a rush, we need to use the term "going lickety split".
     
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  22. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    He's a cunning linguist.
     
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  23. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    In the military he was known as Col. Angus.
     
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  24. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Way too long, like 99% of SNL skits, but...

     
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  25. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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  26. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Apparently they are using the parts and system from the F150 that is used for the ventilated seats. Pretty cool.
     
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  27. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  28. Monahorns

    Monahorns 5,000+ Posts

    Joe, if the government suppression of the economy goes into May, you can kiss Q3 bye too.
     
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  29. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

     
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    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts



     
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