Stormy Daniels...

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by OUBubba, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    There is truth to that. Case in point - about 15 years ago, a chick invited me to a pool party. I was single, so obviously I went. There was a dude there who was a pretty cool guy - personable, intelligent, liked good beer, funny, etc. But he wasn't a good looking guy. He was portly, hairy, etc., and he wasn't rich. Basically a middle class guy. His wife was a 10 and might have had the best body I've ever seen in my life. She was running around in a skimpy bikini, and everything on her was perfect - a true marvel of nature.

    Obviously, I wondered how the hell this guy landed this chick, and frankly I was envious. How good of a bullshitter can one guy be?? Brad Friggin' Pitt has not done better. About a month later, I figured it all out. I met up with them at the Waterloo Icehouse on 360, and that girl was the most smug, rudest, and most obnoxious girl I've ever met. She picked stupid arguments with everybody at the table (including me), was rude to our server, and insulted and demeaned her husband every chance she got. He literally had to tell her she was embarrassing herself and to "shut the hell up." I'm sure plenty of guys would "go there," but only this poor sap who knew he'd never find a woman who's even in her league in terms if looks would ever "stay there."

    Will that dude cheat? Maybe, and it definitely won't be with a hotter woman. He'll never find that, and he'd never have a chance even if he did.

    However, Trump's situation is different. First,I just don't believe Melania even on her worst day is that colossal of a *****. I just can't imagine it. Second, Trump can get women with his money. He doesn't have to settle on a filthy porn actress.
     
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  2. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

  3. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

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  4. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Dude, where's my laptop?

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  5. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Looks to be a totally fair and balanced site. :whiteflag:
     
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  6. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

    Saw it on the twitter. Thought it was more entertaining that educational. rawstory is the equivalent of gatewaypundit.

    Can we get rid of the mobilehoma at least until football season? Maybe gay/redneck/tiger sanctuarahoma is more apt now.
     
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  7. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    why do we continue to pick on Oklahoma at all? I have spent a little time there and it doesn't seem much different from north Texas----not that that is any great shakes.

    Our rival is a pretty good school now, hasn't been in NCAA hell since Stoops showed up and is otherwise comparable to Tech or Houston or UTSA

    Besides, at the start of our football games we are advised that racist, homophobic remarks will not be tolerated. Does that mean we can't say OU sucks anymore? Sounds like it.

    I say lay off the Okies: they are a hell of an improvement over New Yorkers or that state where half the population of Austin comes from.
     
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  8. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

    Good point! Besides, Wynnewood is closer, both physically and culturally, to the Denton's of the world than it is to Norman, Stillwater, Bartlesville, etc. The part of Oklahoma I live in is more akin to Arkansas than Texas.
     
  9. AC

    AC 2,500+ Posts

    I saw that show about Joe Exotic last night for the first time. WTF? That dude is about as ****** up as anyone I’ve heard of lately. NOLA could top that if they made a show about drag queens on bourbon street.

    :ousucksnana:
     
  10. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    How is Grove?
     
  11. Garmel

    Garmel 5,000+ Posts

    I just see it as harmless teasing of a rival like we do with the Aggies. No big deal really.
     
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  12. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Not me. I think they're all loons. :ousucksnana:

    Except Bubba...
     
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  13. Monahorns

    Monahorns 5,000+ Posts

    We pick on Oklahoma because it is the natural order of things. Texans and Oklahomans talk crap to each other, as we should.

    To change that could throw the earth off its axis.
     
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  14. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

    Similar to NW Arkansas. Nice lake town.
     
  15. OUBubba

    OUBubba 5,000+ Posts

    Don't kid yourself, I'm like 7/16 loon.
     
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  16. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Hey, my uncle has the largest boat on Grand Lake. Say what you will about OU, but that part of the state is pretty nice.
     
  17. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    That corner of Oklahoma & the northwest corner of Arkansas are beautiful.

    My great uncle had one of the two biggest boats on the lake when I was a kid. He and Mickey Mantle's doctor had contiguous lots & houses, but shared a small pier with a diving board on the end. One of the thrills of my childhood was Mantle visiting his doctor when the Yankees were playing in KC. They had a large ChrisCraft cabin cruiser and a ChrisCraft inboard ski boat. Grand Lake was pretty much unspoiled back then.
     
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  18. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    Wait?

    We don't mean it when we attack aggys and Gooners?

    I'm going to have to rethink my life.
     
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  19. AC

    AC 2,500+ Posts

    To me Aggie teasing has more teeth in it! I don’t despise the sooners. We would be an Island without them!
     
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  20. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Take a seat Barry before you read this
    Remember to breathe

    but your boi could be back on CNN by tonight

     
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  21. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

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  22. iatrogenic

    iatrogenic 2,500+ Posts

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  23. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    It seems cheaper to write a check for peanuts than go through the public crap trying to prove innocence
    If it happened she sure settled cheap
     
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  24. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    It could have been embarrassing but not intercourse.
     
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  25. iatrogenic

    iatrogenic 2,500+ Posts

    There was nothing to “settle”. She was extorting him.
     
  26. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    The point is if something actually happened she sure went cheap
     
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  27. iatrogenic

    iatrogenic 2,500+ Posts

    She’s a titty dancer, not a CFO. That was big money to her. It’s all relative.

    The libs drummed up many bimbos just before the election. As soon as he threatened to sue them, they scurried back to their rat holes. Stormy hung around for her cheese crumb. Then, Avenatti out-ratted her and stole that. She’s trying to stay relevant and capitalize on that relevance.
     
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  28. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    She's an "adult entertainer and film actress." Let's show her a little respect.
     
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  29. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez Beer Prophet

    Honestly, the payoff never made sense to me whether he actually banged her or not. So what if she publicizes the affair? Screwing around with trashy women is what Trump has done for 35 years. It's part of his persona and wouldn't have cost him a single vote. Him paying off Stormy Daniels is like Willie Nelson paying someone off who was going to announce that Willie smokes weed.
     
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  30. iatrogenic

    iatrogenic 2,500+ Posts

    Pardon me! I’ll try to be more PC in my future references to these professionals. I may even slip them a buck or two in support.
     
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