Recalling some hilarious outtakes from the Tonight Show in the 1960's hosted by Johnny Carson.
One evening Johnny had Zaza Gabor on the show and she came out with a long haired Persian cat which she sat in her lap:
Johnny: "And what's this you brought with you?"
Zaza: "It's my *****, Johnny."
Johnny: "Oh...really?"
Zaza: "Yes, she's very expensive, and it costs a lot for her upkeep. Johnny, would you like to pet my *****?"
Johnny: "Uh, sure!....Move the cat."
After a commercial break, Zaza and the cat were gone.
Another time, he hosted Arnold Palmer's wife. The conversation went like this:
Johnny: "So Arnie plays in a lot of tournaments and is on the road a lot."
Ms. Palmer: "Yes, he travels a lot to the tournaments."
Johnny: "I bet. You know, I've had other pro athlete's wives on the program and I always like to ask if before their husband plays a game or a tournament, is there anything special you do for them before they leave or play. you know for good luck. So. is their something special you do for Arnie before a tournament?"
Ms. Palmer: "Well...yes. There is something I do before he leaves for a tournament."
Johnny: "And what would that be?"
Ms. Palmer: "Well he likes for me to kiss his balls."
Johnny: Eyes wide open looks carefully around then says, "Really!?"
Ms. Palmer: "Yes! Before every tournament."
Johnny: "Well, I bet that makes his putter stand up!"
After the commercial break, she was gone too. Rumor had it that both women filed law suits against him.
Last edited: Jul 14, 2020