Best. Bevo. Ever.

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by ProdigalHorn, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

     
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  2. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    It's awesome, but someones gonna get a horn in their gut if they arent careful. Running through that smoke will freak him out every time.
     
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  3. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Surely they exposed Bevo to the smoke many times before they ran him through it on game day
    Silly question but is it actual smoke or vapor?
     
  4. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    This.
    Expect a fiasco soon
     
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  5. p_town_horn

    p_town_horn 1,000+ Posts

    Has he been hanging out with Ricky :smokin:
     
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  6. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    This is probably a lot safer than it looks. First, they've undoubtedly practiced this, a lot. Second, it's not like they're shooting a cannon off next to him. Third, the spurs are all giving him a substantial amount of leash so he's got room to move without hitting anyone. Fourth, they've spent a lot more time with the animal than any of us have, so I'm going to go with the handlers in terms of what does or does not "freak him out."
     
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  7. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    As Bevo gets older he'll naturally get less frisky. With that said, his entrance was pretty freakin' special!
     
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  8. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    I am no less frisky...but I am not a cow, either.
     
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  9. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    I wish our team looked as good.
     
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  10. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

     
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  11. yelladawgdem

    yelladawgdem 2,500+ Posts

    They used to (I was told by a source I believe), give him a massive Valium enema before putting him in the north end of the Cotton Bowl, with Smokey, the LHB and 50,000 fans in a pretty confined space for the OU game. I recall in 1990 Bevo had gotten loose on Friday, and an almost totally white substitue Bevo was used. A Cash touchdown with 2:00 left on 4th down and missed OU field goal on the last play resulting in a 14-13 Longhorn win, "Buttermilk" Bevo was whipping his handlers around as Smokey kept going off.

    If they can get Bevo to do a full fledged "Ralphie" run, it would be great. But it seems like a high risk effort.

    :cowrose::hookem2::hammertime::ousucks:
     
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  12. HomeBrewHorn

    HomeBrewHorn 100+ Posts

    What the heck, they cut that gif off too short, they left out the part where he got his front feet down and bowed up, like "I'm F'ing Here!"
     
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  13. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    It’s obvious he was looking for Herman. They had to hold him back.
     
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  14. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Bevo now weighs 2000 pounds and has a 65 inch horn span

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  15. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Thanks for the update JF
    Darn they grow up so fast
    I remember our Baby Bevo like it was yesterday
     
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  16. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Yes, but you haven't been "cut" :bevo:
     
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  17. FWHORN

    FWHORN 10,000+ Posts

    Best BEVO ever in my book was the one in 1999 who took a massive dump on the S K and A of Nebraska as he marched out of the Alamodome during the Big XII Championship, it was the best commentary possible about the game and in general the Nebraska football program.
     
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  18. LazyHorn

    LazyHorn 25+ Posts

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    Best BEVO ever in my book was the one in 1999 who took a massive dump on the S K and A of Nebraska as he marched out of the Alamodome during the Big XII Championship, it was the best commentary possible about the game and in general the Nebraska football program.

    I was at that godawful game, but Bevo made me laugh out loud while the Neb fans boo'd . It was awesome.
     
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  19. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Athletic department announced that Bevo will be on the field this season regardless of the COVID situation because doctors believe Bevo is steerile.
     
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  20. seb44

    seb44 250+ Posts

     
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  21. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    ...And I hope that never happens, Sabre
     
  22. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    I’m fairly certain that my last words on earth are going to be something along these lines.
     
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  23. Handler

    Handler 1,000+ Posts

    Bevo XIII best ever....

    Still crack up when people think he's drugged - I guess I can kind of understand it because when you see a steer in a random field they are running around chasing cars as they drive by like crazy with tons of energy.

    On a side note - I wish we did had have drugs for XIII , he was a mean SOB...
     
  24. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    In fairness, UGA gettn swole, too........

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  25. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Big sexy
     
  26. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    True story. I was on a motorcycle Christmas toy ride in the country a few years back and we were shut down for a long time while the ambulance picked up a guy on one of the lead bikes. A longhorn bull (maybe a steer) ran through the fence and hit his bike.

    Large livestock are not pets. If you have ever been in a loading pen with cattle you know what I mean. And Longhorns are but a few generations away from wild animals. I have often thought that Texas was not cautious enough with Bevo, at times. That incident with that fat GA mutt could have turned out very badly.
     
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  27. BurntOrangeLH

    BurntOrangeLH 2,500+ Posts

    CO2
     
  28. HTownBevo

    HTownBevo 250+ Posts

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  29. orngblud

    orngblud 1,000+ Posts

    Hide your puppy dogs!
     
  30. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    Best BEVO verwas the one that went after UGA. just true.
     

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